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Chonker seethe over latest chud anthem

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Fatphobia in viral country song "Rich Men North of Richmond" CW

I don't know if you guys have seen/heard it yet but over the weekend a country/bluegrass song blew up, in a similar manner to 'Try that in a small town' a few weeks ago.

Conservative media are calling it "the voice of a generation" "what everybody's thinking but too scared to say" and even some so-called leftists are claiming the song is class conscious. To me, it just looks like a blatant astroturf campaign.

Here's the segment of lyrics that made me despair:

>I wish politicians would look out for miners,

And not just minors on an island somewhere

>Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat

>And the obese milkin' welfare

>Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds

>Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds

Yeah, so class conscious, punching down on fat women and welfare recipients... while claiming to care about homelessness!?

I'm bigger than the weight reeled off. I'm just angry and tired of being dehumanized, having people celebrate these tropes; we're lazy, drains on society, binging fudge rounds on the taxpayers dime, etc.

Not to mention the dismissiveness towards child sexual abuse?? Seeing online commentators who really should know better promoting this song, it just sucks. I'm so very tired y'all. Do you guys have anything you'd like to add?

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Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds

Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds

where's the lie

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:marseythinkorino: What the heck is a fudge round? It sounds like the more risky section of an orgy...

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16920428541427858.webp

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Jesus Christ American junk food really is something else.

This one time I was in America and I visited a “Shake Shack” and they had a 1,800 calorie drink on the menu.

America is fricking brilliant, guys.

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Check out the nutrition chart for the Fat Shack, especially under the section called "Fat Sandwiches - Large". The Fat Jersey is 2,920 calories alone. The milkshakes surprisingly all stay under a 1,000 calories.

https://www.fatshack.com/nutrition

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Goddarn what's in a Fat Jersey?

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Holy shit

FAT JERSEY™

Cheesesteak, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, french fries & honey mustard

:#marseychonker2:

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Fat Bastard more like.

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I don't want to know the sugar content in those things. Ate them all the time as a kid :marseyretard2:

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thinking about little debbie makes me sick these days

they don't even taste good, they have this awful artificial flavor in everything they make

little me fricking loved zebra cakes tho

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they don't even taste good,

you are no fricking longer welcome in this country. get out. :badass:

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They are a fricking lot worse now than 25 years ago. They still weren't that good back then. Same with hamburger helper.

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The chuddiest I ever was when I worked retail and I watched these two fricking land whale black women wearing horrendously ugly yoga pants come up to the counter. They were panting and out of breath from walking up the aisle lol. Anyways they purchased like two hundred dollars worth of Easter candy and put it on EBT and for just a few minutes I was a bit of a chud.

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Why just a few minutes?

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Good country lyrics? :marseyshook:

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If being against fatties on Reddit is right wing call me Pinochet

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pinochet, b-word? that wooden toy that turned in to a fricking real boy, b-word? what's right wing about him?!

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Having your nose grow when you lie is anti-semetic

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Okay, Hitler.

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literally genocide

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Can't even throw 'em out of helicopters because of takeoff weight

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https://media.giphy.com/media/2NZaIb24l7nvSqqMIa/giphy.webp

(One Redditor slid to the back)

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16920415679681394.webp > lazy, drains on society

How are you not? How much $$$ is spent in the medical industry just to keep fats alive long enough for one more cheeseburger? I'm sure it far overshadows whatever impact nonvaxxers had.

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Coca Cola lobbies so that food stamps can be used for soda, it's disgusting.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16920415639264138.webp

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Government corn subsidies are directly responsible for the total ubiquity of HFCS.

Forget soda, that shit is basically in everything.

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Nah, it's our tariffs on foreign sugar. If we were allowed to buy Brazilian cane sugar at market rates we could have people getting fat on sugar-sweetened soda, regardless of corn subsidies

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Yeah that's true also. Think that's why we see "Mexican Coke" made with cane sugar, since they are in NAFTA.

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:#marseycocaine:

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Government corn subsidies

are the result of YT farmcels shidding and farding when someone tells them to grow any other crop

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sort of a feedback loop

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The goysloop

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:#marseyclown2:

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Based Coca Cola selling the lumpens sugar-slop and making the government pay for it :marseykingcrown:

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Can't food stamps be used for any food except those served hot though? I'm a little jelly of how SNAPcels feast at the grocery store too, but it would be weird to exclude just soda.

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It's pointless to even try and stop the sugar eating fatties. They'll just buy large bags of sugar and add 5 teaspoons to every coffee if you ban them from getting soda.

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:#marseymerchant:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16920500438302739.webp

UH OHHHHHH

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I sat in a committee hearing when some 300 pound black chick was testifying about poor birth outcomes and referenced the activist group she was with and they were all comically fat too. They were saying we needed a whole ‘nother agency to focus exclusively on women's health as if Medicaid isn't 90% women's health already.

I hate fat people. I hate the health care industry for pushing for expensive and ineffective public solutions because “eat less, move more” doesn't have as powerful a lobby.


:#marseyastronaut:

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:x#d: :marseykin#g:


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Contrary to the song I'm fine with this method of MAID so long as we don't wast money keeping them alive too long. That slop is cheap as heck.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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punching down on fat women

there's literally nothing in those lyrics that specifies gender lmao

edit: lmao saw this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16920438211646848.webp

these people are very literally sub-70 IQ. "what could these lyrics MEAN????"

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redditors can't even pick up on subtext when it's slapping them in the face with a giant peepee

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The fat must be smoothing out their frontal cortexes

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These are the people who need you to say back slash s in real life

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Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds

Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds

i'm honestly surprised this song is popular. as a !bumpkins i'd say at least 60% of the people i see around town look like this and i'm not exaggerating

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Pretty much every time I go outside I see a bunch of short fat brown people

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i'm a yank so they're mostly mayo chonkers. any immigrants we have tend to be thin cause they're up on roofs or picking sweet corn all day.

one reason i've been single so long is because 85% of single men my age (late 20s) around here are disgusting fatsos. the ones that aren't are methheads

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one reason i've been single so long is because 85% of single men my age (late 20s) around here are disgusting fatsos. the ones that aren't are methheads

:#marseynotes:

Where do u live?

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Just date a methhead @S

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all methheads are homosexuals or will become one soon

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:marseyshy:

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A woman that is normal height and under 250 almost looks normal to me since 250+ is the median here


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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>the fat crys out as they strike you

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But you outrun them anyway

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I'm bigger than the weight reeled off. I'm just angry and


5'3 and 300 pounds

:marseyyikes::marseybruh2:

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this song was straight trash us chuds have truly fallen

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I'm bigger than the weight reeled off

>over 300lbs

Jesus christ, the only "productive" thing that you could do with this b-word is burn her for fuel.

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You ever made that "napalm" where u mix styrofoam in gasoline? That's what I'd imagine it looking like burning

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Are fricking these losers going to make pop country punk, b-word?

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I don't understand why an American would dislike lardbuckets so much. Isn't it a god-given right to destroy your own body and health, through the manner of your choosing?

Now here in Canada (or anywhere with socialized health care) it's another story. Wait times for medical procedures are much longer than they would be if we didn't have any fatties, and unlike in America, we can't pay our way past them in line.

It makes me rage when I have to wait hours at the ER for a legitimate medical emergency, surrounded by wheezing landwhales who are only there due to laziness, neglect, and lack of self respect.

>are there no rendering plants?

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Healthcare premiums are high bc of fatties. Luckily they die earlier so they're less of a burden on Medicare (govt insurance for the elderly and disabled)

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The fatties on /r/PlusSize are literally r-slurred

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I'm bigger than the weight reeled off.

Neighbor you're not plus size then. You're supersized

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My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren't addicted to Reddit. You're making a difference, though!

Snapshots:

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Actual leftists arent fat and dont like fat people. Theres no F-A-T in communism

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It's cringe and controlled opposition tier.

But yes to the chonkercide

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