Making kids. Fun for whole family

How do they arrange this? Do they send out invities to babymaking party? How dose this come up? We cant put peepee to vagina. Mom, dad can you help?

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Lonely doctorcels in shambles they will never :marseyitsover: know the sense of community that the obese :marseychonkerjunkfoodrentfree: have. How many of YOUR blood :marseybloodypaws: relatives would :marseymid: hold your skin flabs while you smash????

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Who get to be fluffer? Grandma?

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As the village elder :marseysheogorath: she oversees the ritual :marseysatanworship2: and delegates positions.

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Dose she/he give up perfomance reviews and dose this affect how ensuing child is treated? Maybe kids get ironic name related to ritual? If either of couple gets heart attack mid act.

Child will be named tim heart breaker.

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No performance review. The goal is to "git er done" so it's basically a pass/fail deal.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/jSxK33dwEMbkY/giphy.webp

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It's something a redditor made up awhile ago and now there's suddenly redditors copying the story in later threads for upmarseys

You people are :marseyretard3: for believing redditor creative writing

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But that raises the question still, how are the hams getting knocked up?

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Using like a broomstick, shower rod, or 2x4 to hold their up their gut.

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This is like when the royal court would watch the king consummate his marriage. Glad to see that the South is maintaining their TRAD heritage

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Murica is a fascinating place :marseyopera:

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More like fatinating :marseysmug2:


:!marseybooba:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JeiuwmhZlkrVOkU/giphy.webp

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volcel if you wouldn't

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What? Frick or hold back fat?

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I assumed they just used a syringe to inject the sperm in the fatty

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I tought turkey blaster was joke for reason.

In here its specific kinda mug. Becouse dude jerks into mug and lesbian couple then inject sperm

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Reminds me of the frick stick.

That version of the story has the :marseychonkerfoid: holding the stick herself, but I've seen another version where it was the neighbors holding it.

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I now regret i didnt save post from infertility or trying to baby. It was fat couple whos method was for man to frick. When he comes. He would try to scoop up as much as possible and then fist it in. :marseybrofist:

What i dont truly get. When things get this bad. Why not lose some weight? When your husband is fisting c*m in you, or you use frick stick. Or you have to call grandma to lift up fat fold. That should be bottom.

Put down fork and start walking every moment of your free time. In year you both have slimmed down enough to put peepee to vagina.

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When things get this bad. Why not lose some weight?

Hormonal issues.

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Me and who???

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amby

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Eww shes old sorry and also is gone I think. We do have similar hair however.

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:#goblinitsover:

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:marseyflirt#:

Let's skip the whole family part and just use a turkey baster instead.

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Whatever you say babe :marseyhearts:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17032763773416672.webp

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Very tense movie,I hated that the sequel turned him I to some sort of action grandpa though.

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I liked it a lot, thought it was a great twist on the home invasion trope.

I do agree with you on the second part, he's a old decrepit blind shut in, how THE HECK is he this yoked.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17032780349135842.webp

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@Garry_Christmas confirm?

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:#marseychristmasgift2:

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