Unable to load image

Fat doesn't understand servings. Consumes large amount of vegan muffins.

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/18xh7oc/tifu_by_not_reading_the_fine_print_on_baked_goods

								

								

TIFU by not reading the fine print on baked goods and getting fat(ter)

I have a love-hate relationship with baked goods like we all do. Love the taste, hate the excessive calories. A few weeks ago I thought I discovered a cheat code to it in the form of Paris Baguette vegan muffins. They were only 170 calories for a huge muffin! It was amazing! In the back of my head, I wondered how they could make a delicious muffin for such low calories, but I justified it by thinking the Vegan meant it lacked a lot of higher calorie ingredients. ( :marseyxd: )

I was in heaven and would eat 2 a day, because I could afford it in my calorie count. But then I noticed I was getting heavier on the scale. No worries I thought, I was lifting more, so maybe it was just muscle...until my body fat started going up.

Thinking I was eating too much, I ended up eating MORE muffins because they were so low calorie and filling. What was 2 became 3-4 a day because I could get full on 340 calories...but the fat kept creeping up.

That was until one day when I was on vacation and noticed the fine print on the calorie placard. 170 calories...3 servings. I wasn't eating 170 calories a pop, I was eating 510 a pop. Those 4 muffins as a snack was a full day's worth of calories.

Now I'm back to square one and feel dumb for thinking I had hacked life.

tl;dr - thought I was eating 170 calorie muffins for a few weeks...turns out they were 510 calorie muffins and I got predictably fatter.

68
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

But then I noticed I was getting heavier on the scale. No worries I thought, I was lifting more, so maybe it was just muscle...

lmao why do all fats have this same thought?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I went from doing 0 pull ups to doing 25 and my weight didn't changed. Fat asses doing on rep and gain 3kg of muscles :surejan:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They've heard that muscle is heavier than fat and just latch onto that cope when they're doing girl weights.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Oh, I know muscle is heavier, but how do they think one week of doing baby weights is the reason for their weight gain. Crazy cope

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Because they once gained 7 pounds eating shit in a week, so they cope and think they can turn those 7 pounds into muscle just as easily.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.