TIFU by not reading the fine print on baked goods and getting fat(ter)
I have a love-hate relationship with baked goods like we all do. Love the taste, hate the excessive calories. A few weeks ago I thought I discovered a cheat code to it in the form of Paris Baguette vegan muffins. They were only 170 calories for a huge muffin! It was amazing! In the back of my head, I wondered how they could make a delicious muffin for such low calories, but I justified it by thinking the Vegan meant it lacked a lot of higher calorie ingredients. ( )
I was in heaven and would eat 2 a day, because I could afford it in my calorie count. But then I noticed I was getting heavier on the scale. No worries I thought, I was lifting more, so maybe it was just muscle...until my body fat started going up.
Thinking I was eating too much, I ended up eating MORE muffins because they were so low calorie and filling. What was 2 became 3-4 a day because I could get full on 340 calories...but the fat kept creeping up.
That was until one day when I was on vacation and noticed the fine print on the calorie placard. 170 calories...3 servings. I wasn't eating 170 calories a pop, I was eating 510 a pop. Those 4 muffins as a snack was a full day's worth of calories.
Now I'm back to square one and feel dumb for thinking I had hacked life.
tl;dr - thought I was eating 170 calorie muffins for a few weeks...turns out they were 510 calorie muffins and I got predictably fatter.
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This person is actually trying, they even connect the discrepancy in their regular weighing to the fact that their calorie count must be off, and then they investigated.
Most fats would just say "see this is proof CICO is a myth and I have bad genetics"
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This is a fatty way of thinking, spoken like a someone who never did any strenuous exercise. You don't "accidentally" gain muscle.
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And then he investigated further and changed his ways?
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I will r*pe your corpse.
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Dead butt?
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