Quatro booba

Off the top of my head:

God drowned the entire planet for no particular reason, told some neighbor to build a fricking aircraft carrier by hand if he wanted to live.

Nuked a city because it was full of flaming homosexuals.

Told some guy to murder his son for the heck of it then changed his mind right before he did it.

Killed thousands of babies to punish Egyptians for being peepees to the Jews.

Egypt said frick you people and let them go, only for God to do a little trolling and compel the Egyptians to chase them anyway.

Split the ocean in half, let Jews cross, murders thousands of Egyptians that he compelled to chase them.

Cucked Joseph just so he could turn himself into human form, trolled the Jews relentlessly, got murdered just so he could resurrect himself, create a new religion and dab on the Jews til the end of time.

Has refused to elaborate ever since.