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[Mean & Not Drama] Fatties post their L's, some gems in post + my sassy commentary

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I was buying food for a party, so I had chips and sodas in my cart at the grocery store but some skinny lady didn't approve. She literally started taking things out of my cart telling me how I don't need all that fat and sugar. Like, right out of my cart, who does that?! I don't even like potato chips, fwiw.

Holy based. I think we have all been tempted to do that before :marseyxd:

Being denied treatment of my eating disorder initially because I'm “too fat” for my diagnosis.

You don't need very expensive psychiatric treatment for a crash diet.

I lost about 50lbs and treated myself to a cute workout outfit. The very first time I went out for a jog, a pickup truck full of guys mooed at me, and then threw a milkshake on me. It was on of the most devastating, humiliating moments of my life.

Like for real, if that's the most devastating moo-ment of your life you have been very coddled

Was asked to say my weight/get on scales when selecting skis first time ever. Was embarrassed in front of a line of super fit buttholes.

I hope it was like a carnival where they try to guess the weight first :marseyxd:

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This is really also a moid L since she apparently had a bodybuilder boyfriend :marseysmug2:

Had a really good business year and decided to treat myself to my most extravagant clothing wish ever — a pair of custom made vegan cowboy boots. Emailed the maker and said “hey I have wide calves is this a problem” and she said no, no problem at all, just send your measurements. Waited months to get the boots and couldn't get my calf in them. Measured them and they were a full inch smaller than my measurements. She apologized, said she'd fix it — shipped them back, waited another eight weeks, got them — still didn't fit over my calves. At this point I asked for a refund and she said no, no, just send them back and let me fix them. I did and they finally fit but I never wear them because they make me feel shitty. I can't look at them without feeling bad about my calves! I wish I'd just insisted on the refund.

How many cows were killed to make one pair of boots which fit her enormous cankles? :marseyxd:

Not being able to fit In Texas Roadhouse booths. It traumatized me so much I literally refuse to sit at a booth now.

As a burger, I can let the leafs and europoors here know that this is a major feat given the size of an average chain restaurant patron

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Getting pulled off the Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios Hollywood because the harness wouldn't fit.

Lol of course this :marseychonkerfoid: is a Harry Potter fan.

PACER tests. They're utter garbage.

I have really deep seated trauma from the fitness tests and just gym class in general from school. Ugh.

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Plane.

Just the one word. And they all got it. :marseyxd:

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I'm not particularly fit but even I knew better to let myself be first loser in the pacer test. I always pushed myself to be top 12 minimum

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Worst part about running track was you felt like you had to dust everyone and there was always some hardo kid who didn't have practice right after school

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Fats on a plane should be a Tyler Perry movie

Trans lives matter

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Tyler Perry fats on a plane, but it crashes and we get into an Andes survival-by-cannibalism situation.

!kino would you watch Tyler Perry's Madea in the Andes?

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ALIVEFAT

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Lol have my class just gave up on the pacer test and deliberately failed out early on. As a fatty youd just have to push yourself a little and youd beat all the ppl who dont give a frick

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I hated the pacer tests too. Think there's something wrong with my heart or lungs, not a fat. I distinctly remember a doctors visit where the doctor said my heart had a dent in it or smth and my parents told me it was nothing to worry about afterwards. I'm pretty sure it could have gotten me exempted from conscription in my country. Still annoyed about this a decade later.

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Like for real, if that's the most devastating moo-ment of your life you have been very coddled

If it happened to me it would definitely be the most humiliating moment of my life.

Not for you though? What happened to you that's worse than having a truck of dudes pull over, call you fat, and throw a milkshake at you?

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Not taking this bait :marseyindignantwoman:

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:marseysigh:

Well it was worth a try.

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Frocho was a frat rat.

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The frat rat:to:pharma-hoe pipeline makes sense. Look hot, laugh. giggle. Job done.

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If you don't vote for joe Biden you ain't fat!

Trans lives matter

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This is really also a moid L since she apparently had a bodybuilder boyfriend :marseysmug2:

Her boyfriend:

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What is it with bodybuilders and fat chicks anyway

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>be spaghetti spilling dyel

>Lift and shoot tren

>Now look like Greek God

>Still be spaghetti spilling loser, but with insatiable horniness and fat chicks all over you

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Kind of. I went through this. Fat chicks were just SUPER handsy. If you dont really care about personal space it is kind of a frick it w/e attitude.

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More weight to bench during s*x.

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Tren.

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:#marseygigavaxxer:

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Let's see how long you can pump an exercise ball without tiring out or bouncing off

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>barely fitting in bathroom stall

>can't fit in chain restaurant booth

Holy shit, this b-word must be like 600+

>ex-boyfriend

femcels aren't real confirmed, even if they're 600lbs there's always a :marseyblack:

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@sandkwinn whats ur excuse

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m-n discusst me, this post rests on native land

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volcel confirmed

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@sandkwinn's disscust is involuntary:((( this post rests on native land

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And the peepee :#taywine2:

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my microp-nis definitely complicates things too :marseysigh: this post rests on native land

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Texas Roadhouse booths are fricking enormous. Even when I was fat they were hard to fit in because they are just fricking huge.

This heffer could be slaughtered to run the restaurant for a day lol

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I've never felt the urge to go to one, but I assume they're roomy…

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Jesus Christ :#marseyscooter:

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Just think of the marbling!

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95% fat

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>Worst one was one of my exes that lifted weights :marseyjustice: insisting that he was strong :marseyshreddedmanlet: enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to pick me up He held me up for maybe all of 5 seconds before :marseyskellington: immediately falling :marseyslipperyslope2: and landing with me on top of him. Tried to say it was because he was just off balance :marseyyinandyang: but also never :marseyitsover: tried again.

:mjlol: if this doesnt make you want to lose that weight, literally :marseyme: nothing ever will

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Frozen :marseyunresponsive: i cant believe :marseyparappa: you... the first :marseywinner: comment :marseysoypointdubz: you quote isnt you left out the actual best part

>After 5 miscarriages I'd just gotten the news that I was pregnant :marseypreg: again (and that one stayed, thankfully). My husband and I were walking :marseydogwalker: down the street :marseywallst: holding hands :marseyhmmhips: later :marseywave2: that afternoon and some guys in a pickup truck :marseybutt: yelled out at us, "Don't breed!".

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The thing that makes me sad is that most of these “incidents” of people yelling at them are made up and I wish they were real

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Wonder if those were the same pick up truck guys that mooed at the other fatass...

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How funny :marseythissmall: would :marseymid: it be if it were just a truck :marseybutt: full of bros singing :marseymiku: doja cat

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I lost about 50lbs and treated myself to a cute workout outfit. The very first time I went out for a jog, a pickup truck full of guys mooed at me, and then threw a milkshake on me. It was on of the most devastating, humiliating moments of my life.

Nah seriously that's messed up.

If I saw that happen I would of beat up those guys so badly that the doctors would be throwing up in the exam room and the cops would be trying to figure out what type of weapon causes a 20 inch tear in the rectum (buzz saw tied to my peepee).

Afterward, the lady would probably develop ptsd from seeing such a terrible butt whooping, and probably kill herself.

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Having to drop a class in college because the only room a professor taught in had chair/desk combos that were TOO SMALL and hurt like HECK to sit in.

Lmao

I was too ashamed and embarrassed to ask for another desk or to stand.

Yeah you should be

a pickup truck full of guys mooed at me

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They have all these problems, why not just lose some fricking weight?

How many cows were killed to make one pair of boots which fit her enormous cankles?

They were vegan boots sweaty

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Omg I missed that (that they were vegan boots) haha

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Its really weird to me cause theres no way this fat b-word is eating vegan, otherwise she wouldnt be that fat. So why buy vegan boots?

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Girl, junk food vegans are a thing and it's hilarious. Did you know Oreos are vegan??

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Really? Idk I just never saw a fat vegan in my life so Id assumed for all their faults at least they werent fat. :marseydepressed:

No I didnt lol, I usually just assume that every junkfood has some kind of animal waste inside it tbh.

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Prince Fielder was (allegedly) a vegan

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Beer and fried cauliflower is vegan

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Fries and twinkies are vegan.

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I was buying food for a party, so I had chips and sodas in my cart at the grocery store but some skinny lady didn't approve. She literally started taking things out of my cart telling me how I don't need all that fat and sugar. Like, right out of my cart, who does that?! I don't even like potato chips, fwiw.

Was this lady perhaps at the checkout lane, and said something like "How are you today? Having a party?". Because that's the only way I'm believing that this shitthatneverhappened.txt is anywhere near real :marseylaughpoundfist:

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I've actually seen this same exact scenario mentioned a bunch on Reddit so I believe there must be a secret cabal of shitlording grannies out there stalking the Walmart chip aisles

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Now that you mention it, my favorite customer at an old job was this elderly lady. Imagine the Catholic, widowed, chain smoking, doesn't give a frick anymore and will call you out type stereotype, and that was her. Maybe she and her fellow shitlording grannies are out there ruining fatties' days :marseyembrace:

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:marseywholesome:

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My grandma :marseymotherhugger: would :marseymid: unironically do this

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The story :marseyslime: is 1000x more funny :marseybruh: if you imagine the gma as black :marseydynamite: or jewish.

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the right wing health squads are at it again

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20 year girl weighed 270

:#marseyquagmireshocked:

Worst one was one of my exes that lifted weights insisting that he was strong enough to pick me up. Literally begged me to let him try so he could show me, and even said I could sit on a table, wrap my arms and legs around him, and let him pick me up from there if that would make me feel more confident about it. So, I did just that. He held me up for maybe all of 5 seconds before immediately falling and landing with me on top of him. Tried to say it was because he was just off balance but also never tried again.

ahahahahahaha :roflmao: :turtoiserofl: :rofl:

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>This is really also a moid L since she apparently had a bodybuilder boyfriend :marseysmug2:

What taking tren does to a MF

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His next girlfriend was probably a :marseytrain:

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Darn this is honestly very sad to me :marseytears: really hope some of these people come to their senses and realize it's not too late to save their bodies & minds from corn syrup

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This is really also a moid L since she apparently had a bodybuilder boyfriend

No standards strags created the obesity crisis

CMV

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>You don't need very expensive psychiatric treatment

:marseypot:

:marseykettle:

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>she apparently had a bodybuilder boyfriend

Many such cases!

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I don't even like potato chips, fwiw

Inhales a mug of mayonnaise

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>I hope they crashed

Sorry to hear about that account, redditor.

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