:marseyamericanpearlclutch: Fatties cry sugary tears over Minnesota baseball team's "Ozempig" :marseypig: mascot : :marseychonkernoticeme: "Mean-spirited and gross. Why be a bully when you could just be kind?" :marseychtorrr2:

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It costs me to suppress my heartfelt feelings and rational thoughts to be "kind".

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:#marseyxd:

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Admin plz

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Fatties wish they were as cute as that little piggy.

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Glad to see the twins win something, even if it's their farm team dabbing on fats

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Nah, this is the independent minor league team. They're always pulling silly attention-whore stuff to get butts in the seats.

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Saint Paul Saints are the Twins triple A ball club tardvark.

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Huh, since 2021. Sorry that I haven't been keeping up with minor league baseball

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Lmao, all good

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Why be a bully when you could just be kind?

Because you're gross and it's both fun and societally useful to bully you :marseyembrace:

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And they are literally pig like people

It's basic pattern matching

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Also very ethical :marseyembracepat:

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It costs 0 to be not-fat. Serious just don't buy or eat excessive foods.

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Most fatties would lose half their weight just going for walks around the block for hour every day, they get out of breath walking up stairs

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A sports team being named after a weight loss drug causing an uproar is dystopian on several levels tbqh.

Fat shaming is a good thing though.

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Cute! :marseypig:


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the pig is in way better shape than the people complaining about it

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ozypigdias

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>be kind

:chadno:

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When I think of baseball players I definitely think of trim svelte athletes

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Pigs shouldn"t be eaten. I'm willing to die on this hill. Or, at least, have a pig die for me.

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I would murder a pig in cold blood for a glazed ham

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>marsey

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