Boyfriend talks about how smelly a fat guy at work is , girlfriend doesn't have the gut to tell him that she is fatter and copes about it on r/PlusSize

Women's clothing sizes are a hot mess and inconsistent AF, are you absolutely sure you're even really 2in bigger than him or is it just the weird sizing of the clothing company telling you so?

Fats in denial of the existence of vanity sizing, case # 389267.

44 inches, I can't even imagine. That's taller than some male redditors!

Darn that b-word is FAT FAT. No way he isn't passive aggressively digging at her

Frozen holds hairy schlong and points it at the toliet

"What a big boy you've become" OwO

manchild becomes fully sprung and begins to aggressively nuzzle Frozen's head

"Thanks mommy. But Its hard to aim my peepee when I'm this excited" UwU

Turns manchild away from toliet

"Don't worry, I know what to do"

Frozen wraps mouth around hairy schlong

"This will hold you in place" Frozen says in a muffled voice as she packs the schlong in a single cheek like a hamster.

"Now do like we practiced"

manchild releases the flood gates. Piss shoots out his erect peepee with the force of a pop-rocked coke.

"OH MOMMY"

Frozen gags and wretches, she never breaks eye contact. The tears pour down her face as she struggles to keep the piss down.

gulp

"All done baby? Let me clean you up" OwO

Snapshots:

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• undelete.pullpush.io

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• archive.ph (click to archive)