"Your Wife Must Feed You Well"

Could you explain what you mean, please?”

This. And proceed to be deeply offended, just because she was so rude even though you're not.

I mean that you've noticeably gained weight since your ID photo was taken, are you fat AND stupid?!

My favorite response to rude or inappropriate statements like that is to just ask, loudly, "Why would you say that? What do you mean?" And watch them splutter at being called out on their bs as they try to come up with a response that doesn't make them look like a jerk now that everyone is watching the exchange. Or "Oh honey, you must be so embarrassed saying that out loud. It's awful when those inside thoughts escape, isn't it? " said like you're talking to a toddler, in a super sweet, but totally condescending way. Both leave them fully flabbered and completely gasted.

Oh my GOD I'm stealing this

Would people really be that flustered? Maybe it's bc I dislike fatties so much, but I'd have no issue explaining myself. Of course, I probably wouldn't make the initial rude comment, but if I ever let a fatphobia slip I've always held my ground.

Smirk back, "My wife does all kinds of things well". If you show a rude person their comment doesn't bother you(even if it does)it ruins their day.

It likely wouldn't ruin a !thin person's day. If anything I'd be impressed an obeast could quip back. As shown by the thread and its responses, the exchange would ruin fatty's day

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You're angry because you fattened up? You are bothered a year hence. Put that anger to work & hit the gym.

Good reply, OP is clearly a b-word. How much weight did he lose since the exchange happened. Other fats don't agree though

Over a year ago and it still bothers you? Please develop some thicker skin. That or lose some weight.

Again, sage advice

Lmao, imagine getting absolutely dunked on by a bank manager and then it lives rent free in your head for over a year. If only she knew how good she got you.

”But she was mean and called me out on something within my control”

Good shit OP, I'm not eating any junk food today and will run 6-8 miles later

I got carded at the liquor store this one time, and the lady straight up said "you got fat, huh?"

Aww they deleted my comment asking if he'd lost weight since then

Mayocide Ayy Lmao

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