Company is "upgrading" us to sit to stand desks soon
My office managers just announced that they are replacing all of our desks at work with sit to stand desks and I can't shake this anxious feeling I have about it. Everyone is so excited except me…
Obviously, I know that I do not have to use the stand feature and could sit at the desk at all times like normal. But I'm just imagining the office full of people athletically standing at times throughout the day, whereas I will be sitting down in my chair the entire time. I know this sounds silly but it just seems like yet another thing that will call attention to my size.
Sorry if this is just the most minor thing, but I hoped I could share it with folks who may understand.
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"Athletically standing" 
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Everyone is well aware of your size
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People's water bottles start rippling when she walks by
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The dramafoid approaches
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I had a colleague so fat I could tell she was approaching
me from across the office 
by the sheer might of vibrations alone 
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