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Fatso goes to an amusement park, is not amused, cries and eats her feelings away.

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She probably was upset Hershey Park wasn't like the candy village with a chocolate river by Willy Wonka

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17237659824794831.webp

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Whadduh yuh mean I can't eat the park >:(((((((((

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:marseynerd3: You can tour the chocolate factory in Hershey but it's a seperate entrance fee and not attached to the park itself if I remember correctly. IDK why they didn't just do that?

:#marseychonkerjunkfoodrentfree:

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:marseynerd3: it's actually free now I'm pretty sure

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Darn, you're on the fattie-hate grind today

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I have two really good effort post ideas and I'm procrastinating with easy targets for cyberbullying instead of writing them up lol

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Get to work r-slur

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GOOD Frozen post

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I worked at Universal Studios as a teen and some fat guy was so enraged they wouldn't let him ride a Harry Potter ride because he was too fat for the restraints that he tried fighting one of the ride attendants and got immediately knocked out, broke his arm landing on it, and got arrested and a lifetime ban.

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i remember going on that ride.

the queueing system was big dumb. halfway through there's a vestibule full of lockers for your stuff where the line kinda breaks down.

big shocker, youths would go on the ride, then at the vestibule they'd get right back in line since it's so disorganized anyway

how you're supposed to do it (blue) vs how youths did it (brown)

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the non-tarded solution would've been to have the lockers be a double-sided wall so you can't walk through, but can access it from either side.

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The Hogwarts ride, yeah. It's literally a joke among employees how fricked up the line gets when it's busy but management never does anything about it

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Also my dad wore a red shirt not knowing it was "wear red if you're a homofag" weekend

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Sure he didn't know

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Why are so many of you wagies that work at amusement parks or grocery stores or foot lockers or Amazon warehouses?

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The real jobs went to China 20 years ago

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They let Hagrid in, just how fat was this guy?

https://media.tenor.com/aOeuQEIB3cUAAAAx/harry-potter-sorcerers-stone.webp

(edit: wait nevermind I just remembered they booted him out. No fatties at magic school!)

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Hagrid has his own ride at Universal now and it's honestly the best ride there

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That's a fun one.

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VelociCoaster is far better :marseydinosaur:

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The Disney section in Animal Kingdom devoted to Dinosaur was such a letdown to me as a child. :marseysad: They had/have one very nice dark ride and then everything else was comparably very cheap and poorly planned.

!dinochads What's your favorite dinoride? :#donkeykongtoboggan: :#!baronkroolenstein:

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What's your favorite dinoride?

I don't know because I got sick the day (actually I got sick a day before and was recovering) we were supposed to visit the Animal Kingdom, so my family went and I stayed at the hotel :dinover:

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:#marseycheerup:

I was 10 when we went to the Florida Disney and other than Pirates of the Caribbean I think it was my favorite dark ride at the time but the rest of Animal Kingdom was :marseymid: and my general mood was one of "why are we at a zoo in the middle of Disney?" confusion. My grandfather :marseyfamily: always took us kids to the DC zoo every year which is one of the nicest in the country so I wasn't overly impressed.

I think in the years since they turned Animal Kingdom into mostly the Avatar themed park(?) which as a child I definitely would've been excited for.

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Busch Gardens>Animal Kingdom

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Disney is so mediocre, I really don't understand how people get obsessed with the parks.

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Edinburgh Zoo has this animatronic Dinosaur section that I wasn't there for and expected to be lame kiddy shit but was extremely impressed by :marseysunglassesoff: :megusta:

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Sizemaxxers rise up

https://media.tenor.com/o504-ufY0rYAAAAx/for-you-bane.webp

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The broomstick ride is so much better. The shit they do with that protection screen is mind blowing.

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:marseyxd:

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:marseywholesome:

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:#marseydeathposegenocide:

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"Partner" "folks" "occupying space" "bodies" "identifies"

Why is it always so predictable? :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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You'd think women would inject more humane and warm words into the language, instead they came up with super cold, dissociative shit like that

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Dodging accountability always comes first. They don't stuff their fat faces every day, their body simply occupies a gargantuan space.

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You know, that's a really interesting point. Not sure what too make of that...

trans lives matter

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They got this way by reading Frenchmen, though.

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My partner

:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

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My slampig calls me this :marseydespair:

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When I went to Japan I realised that a society of thin people is insanely good. Just such a pleasant environment on the eyes every day. Even the uggos were only fricked in the face and you could just look away.

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30 years of dead economy

Majority of 20 year old men haven't even kissed a girl

Anime

>insanely good

This is what fatphobia does to your brain.

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I don't give a shit about their weird autism unless it annoys me in some way.

It was nice not to see fatsos eveywhere.

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American economic activity is fueled by their all consuming desire to eat as much as possible

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Yet we continue to mog, curious

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Plastic surgery was invented to allow americans to consume more without looking ugly (nature's enforcement mechanism against consumption)

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I meant economically

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Insatiable desire for food

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So true besty

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yes, please stay away from japan as if jewish lives matter

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Nobody smiled around you did they

It's not bong bad but holy shit do Nips need better dental care

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they're a weird neurodivergent people but they're not fat, and for all their faults the lack of obesity outweighs everything else

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Not a bad idea. I'd need a therapist if I had s*x with her.

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I'm a size 20 now.

:marseychon#ker:

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and deciding to basically eat the cost of the remaining tickets and parking passes we had.

They just cant stop eating

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I'd give anything to be able to leave comments in /r/plussize. They should be legally required to have a "your problems will be solved if you lose weight" sticky.

But know you are not alone - lots of people have to exit because of issues with restraint fit - The Claw is especially problematic for women who are "busty".

THAT'S NOT YOUR WORD TO USE :marseycrying:

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THAT'S NOT YOUR WORD TO USE :marseycrying:

Lol but imagine a women that's a normal weight but her tits are so gigantic that her tits alone prevent the restraint bar from locking.

:marseygigatitty:

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Stop getting me horny at work

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I was, admittedly, a smaller size then โ€” probably 12/14 or at highest a 16 โ€” and encountered no problems that I can remember. This time, I had the opposite experience. For reference, I'm a size 20 now.

She's aware she's grown in size and yet is shocked the world didn't "grow' larger around her.

the EXTREME cruelty I faced just for being in my body.

No, the extreme ridicule you faced for being an absolute glutton.

/u/kthemums have you tried not stuffing your face all the time with processed foods?

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/r/fatpeoplestories is ban evading i see

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my brain replaced 'walk' with 'waddle' and it makes this even more funny lmao

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Why is eating a cow better than fricking it? I honestly don't understand bloodmouth logic.

Frick a cow:

1. It forgets it 10 minutes later, tops.

2. It might even enjoy it.

3. No harm is done unless you're like, super rough I guess? A bull peepee is 25 inches long, your sad little human peepee isn't going to disturb a heifer.

4. In a vacuum, once the s*x is done, the cow can go on and live a full and complete life with the r*pe having 0 impact on it.

Kill a cow:

1. It's dead.

2. It's dead.

3. It's dead.

4. It's fricking dead

Snapshots:

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Lmaoooo best snappy quote ever :marseyxd: !friendsofsnappy

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bloodmouth logic

:marseyxd:

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Did she want the attendant to fricking send her on the ride without restraints?

:marseychonkerfoid: It's not what you said it's the way you said it mbleh


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>fatphobia

The only fat person I'm scared of is that big Scottish neighbor who ate the baby, Susan Boyle

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Is awe a type of fear? My brain still has trouble grasping this beefcake:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17237680676953914.webp

>look at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

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The alpha omega regnvm of kingpinmaxxing

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I did one sit up for every word in that post.

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>I just went to Hersheypark last weekend for the Green Day show

these are real people, by the way.

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We ended up leaving and driving 4+ hours home that day, canceling our Airbnb, and deciding to basically eat the cost of the remaining tickets and parking passes we had.

I bet she ate the cost

:#marseysmug2:

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Oh for the love of -

Even the f$&@ing CHOCOLATE THEMED park isn't safe for us?!?!?!?!

Whoah now, getting a little too close to admitting the truth about 'plus size' people there.

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I'm probably a little smaller than you, and could not cram into any of the test seats. ๐Ÿ˜“ They're all so teeny

No you're fricking huge b-word

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It doesn't sound like the attendant was even rude lmao. She's all sobbing and shit when she didn't even get oinked at or nothing.

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They stood by the exit, shaking a bucket of Hershey's Kisses and shouting Seeeeweeeeeee to get her off the ride.

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>too fat for the restraint to latch

>ride attendant literally saves fatty's life by removing them so they aren't thrown to the ground mid-ride

>this is fatphobia

I unironically hate this woman and hope she gets hurt.

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Dude most affected

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How in the world is it fat shaming when the ride restraints dont close?

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She was fat. And she was ashamed.

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I had a very similar experience at HP. I don't recall the name of ride but my bf fit and I did not. I had to stand next to the ride as it went by bc they wouldn't open the gate for me to leave. I felt like everyone was staring at me as the ride went by and when it ended. I cried and wanted to leave just like you. It was an overall very disappointing visit. I'm sorry you were made to feel bad.

Hahahahaha

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Deleted. Copy?

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Snappy

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