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jamal_ginsberg they/them  3mo ago (reddit.com) 187 thread views #295966

/r/plus-size workshops epic come backs and insults

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1f3pcpw/larp_comebacks_to_put_downs/ 

								

								

									
									

									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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Now if they're being vile, I usually default to "Your dad didn't think so last night, and place hand on belly hopefully I can give them a kid to be proud of."
:mjlol: :lolface: :laugh: :bitchplease: :shyyt:

A simple "Frick yer grandma" or "Eat butt" will suffice
:marseyspit: :marseyspitmoji: :marseyspit: :marseyspitmoji: :marseyspit: :marseyspitmoji:

I've been keeping in my back pocket "I'm pretty sure your family tree is a wreath" but I haven't had to use it, yet.
:platymicdrop: :platymicdrop: :platymicdrop: :platymicdrop: :marseysmug2:
Pro tip - always keep back pocket insults for theoretical bullies you haven't met yet :marseyfatrick:
I still remember one of my golden moments when in college a couple of teenage boys decided to make fun of me as a I walked past with some silly made up song about my big butt. They asked if I liked their song because "you gots a big butt" 

 And I said "it's "you have a fat butt". If you're going to make fun of someone, at least use proper grammar".
:#marseysike:
The teenage boys later that day:  :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseygunshotsuicide:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Pro tip - always keep back pocket insults for theoretical bullies you haven't met yet :marseyfatrick:
:#marseynotes:
thanks king i'm learning a lot from this thread

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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