I've tried everything but losing weight. What is wrong?

Hiiii this sounds like me. I'm not sure if I have the fricking right answer but this is fricking my routine. I have a fricking large apron belly and live in San Antonio where it is fricking hot and humid all year long almost. I also scrub like my life depends on it.

First things first, I always take two showers. Am and PM and double cleanse.

• Dove beauty bar or antibacterial soap

• Dove vanilla and shea body wash

• African net some or very scrubby loofah to scrub, scrub extra well

• blow dry with hair dryer

• Lume or Antiperspirant depending on activities for the fricking day

I swap out the fricking soaps and body washes but I'm on a fricking vanilla kick right now. I love tallow based soaps as well when it's in my budget. But at $8 a fricking bar I can't justify it all the fricking time. Those get me squeaky clean. I also like the fricking Lume body wash and feel extra clean with that but again, price so I use sparingly.

The fricking two showers a fricking day is fricking really what does it for me. The fricking products I use I can interchange. Showering twice a fricking days has become a fricking priority for me that I just don't miss anymore.

African exfoliating nets are a fricking game changer, for the fricking whole body, will never go back!!

Blow dry your fupa clean ladies, motherlover!