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Got ghosted after sending a selfie

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All comments are saying she's gorgeous and pan-friggin-tastic and it's definitely not her. :marseyshrug:

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:#marseywould:

but only because I hate myself and she looks like the kind of foid who would make me hate myself more

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The post-nut clarity would be something else. Just an overwhelming rush of "what the frick am I doing with my life?"

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Riding away like a man possessed, the wet slapping sound of a jellyfish falling out of a window combined with bestial grunts, suddenly you let out a mighty groan and thrust deep inside, her legs tightening around you as lock lips and caress her tongue with yours.

As the warm glow radiates from your loins you pull back and look her in the eyes, stretch marks and cellulite appearing in your peripheral vision as a wave of realization, shame and horror hits you as she giggles and gasps.

There can be no better high than that.

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Bro why are you so horny wtf

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Bipolar disorder, trauma and high T

:#marseychadneuro:

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Unironically foid tier excuses, do better

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If you're not imagining yourself having s*x with fat chicks everyday you are a fake dramanaut. :marseychonkerfoid:

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I think you're confusing dramanaut and juggalo.

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We are both fat shaming degenerates but juggalos frick fat chicks, we imagine doing it. :marseyshrug:

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become a volcel if you consider hitting that

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Honestly all of my conquests have been better looking, but none looked like her

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She has the dirty HR harridan look about her. You could literally ride your way to job security in whatever company she works at then lose it all in your hubris by not proposing.

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