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I was at my aunts house with my whole family and I sat in a wooden rocking chair for not even 5 minutes and one of the rocking parts broke where there was a knot.
Apparently it was a chair found on the side of the road but I was so embarrassed and I can't stop thinking about it…
Edit: thank you everyone for the very kind words, it really has helped me feel better.
Thankfully only the rocker part broke with the knot in it and the rest stay intact, so I'm blaming the chair and moving on!
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A fat girl broke a chair
when I was in the 5th grade 
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You're south African, how did her parents afford enough food to have a fat child?
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I have a hard time believing the first story, unless the person on the other end was also a death fat. … maybe everyone there was a death fat since no one said anything.
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The absolute state of mechanical education in burgerland, on full display
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Pretty sure benches are designed to not tip over if only one person is sitting on it.
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you never saw a bench with cantilevered ends, huh?
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No, only an r-slur would design a bench like that.
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Wake-up call? No, it's just embarrassing
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Lmfao. How do you break a potty seat just by sitting on it.
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Holy shit
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If Reddit had unblockable and pin awards then I would spend a considerable sum of money to become a permanent fixture of /r/plussize.
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The mental image of a deathfat descending into a chair like a pallet being lowered off a truck is sending me
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Women are such a meme
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The chair was fatphobic
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Some chairs are made shitty and weak tbf. She's fat so probably doesn't apply but I'm scrawny af and broke a couple.
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I eventually grew to hate Samuel after I heard him having s*x with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his peepee into my sister's vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister's moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he's been with other girls before her, and I'm sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn't even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
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