Bussy4Bussy loving is protective against being a fat frick

White straggots are 67% more likely to be overweight than a bussy-rider. Latinx and Asian straights are 150% more likely. Smaller (11%) but directionally same effect among Blacks. (All computed from table 3 for "current age.")

Why can't you straights put the fork down even when it's killing you?

Just try two weeks to flatten your curves. Wearing a mask can protect against compulsively shoving calories in your mouth. Get a close-fitting one without space for fries on the side! Don't forget that obesity is contagious, so this isn't just about choosing your own risk.