I’m talking at least 35%+ body fat with tits bigger than my ex. Im no Mr. O by any means but I’ve built a decent physique in my 5 years of lifting (5’11”, 170 lbs about 13% body fat
Ok, nice, good credentials for a good progression.
with a 6 inch peepee)
Gymbros are always fricking hilarious, usually unintentionally.
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I hate unsolicited advice. You did the right thing. Shit like this makes me happy that I invested in a home gym.
Say, “if you let me f#ck you in the butt you can give e 3 minutes of squat advice.” I find people don’t talk after that.
You gotta shut that shit down hard and fast man. Next thing you know you’ve got 30 gym “friends” and you’ll never get anything done and stay small forever.
I’m all for this behavior. People need to learn to frick off.
Why is this new breed of neurodivergent turbo-online gym bro so neurodivergent? Why are they so afraid of talking to other people?
All my interactions at the gym have been nothing but positive what's so scary about small talk and free advice be it good or not?
MPMD - Name of the sub. Basically meathead/PUA youtube channel that talks a lot about steroids
Zoomer - self-explanatory
SARM - tl;dr oral steroids that are real popular with the under-21 crowd. Like other steroids, they will destroy your liver and frick up your balls, but you don't have to use a needle. Most zoomers that take them wind up looking like Gollum because they don't train or eat right while on them and crash their normal testosterone production, hence "goblin"
obviously a fake post but 6 inch peepee made me laugh. A fat child wouldn’t come up and prompt you about your foot angle on a squat. gymcels are prone to bait though so good on that OP
See this is why Ottermode is the superior choice. No Otterstrag has to deal with this shit cause they barely do any working out anyway after they are done with their cardio.
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Incels will never get, theres nothing wrong with this picture.
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The sad reality
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IM GONNA GOOOOOOOOOMBLE
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Ok, nice, good credentials for a good progression.
Gymbros are always fricking hilarious, usually unintentionally.
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Yeah, nothing like a good ol' gym bro to make you laugh. They're always so funny with their big muscles and tiny brains.
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Post your BMI bbbb
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Why is this new breed of neurodivergent turbo-online gym bro so neurodivergent? Why are they so afraid of talking to other people?
All my interactions at the gym have been nothing but positive what's so scary about small talk and free advice be it good or not?
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It's MPMD. They're all zoomer SARM goblins, of course they're socially r-slurred
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Wtf does any of this mean
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Lift moar
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MPMD - Name of the sub. Basically meathead/PUA youtube channel that talks a lot about steroids
Zoomer - self-explanatory
SARM - tl;dr oral steroids that are real popular with the under-21 crowd. Like other steroids, they will destroy your liver and frick up your balls, but you don't have to use a needle. Most zoomers that take them wind up looking like Gollum because they don't train or eat right while on them and crash their normal testosterone production, hence "goblin"
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Thank you, despite my brain being completely rotted with meaningless internet slang I somehow missed a few
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Manic Pixie Man Dwarf?
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This is like anyone online telling me about psychology, the occult, or being pretty and petty.
It's just jealousy talking without any substance.
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obviously a fake post but 6 inch peepee made me laugh. A fat child wouldn’t come up and prompt you about your foot angle on a squat. gymcels are prone to bait though so good on that OP
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See this is why Ottermode is the superior choice. No Otterstrag has to deal with this shit cause they barely do any working out anyway after they are done with their cardio.
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You have to be hairy to be an otter tho
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I just slav squat on my bed, my glutes are like giant cannons now.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need pronouns, height/body fat and peepee size from all posters before I read their comments
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Snapshots:
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