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ACA SNARF/SNARF BY THE BUSSY OF THUNDARA  1yr ago (image post) 731 thread views #118151
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Foid hatches the perfect heist

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I lived on a commune for a bit when I was growing up as a small child. We went to some huge festival or something. I don’t know if it was my aura or if my 4 year old dih was looking like something special, but I ended up hanging out with this hippie chick. It’s all a bit vague but I do remember that I had some sort of ceremony with her and my mom says that we were spiritually married as husband and wife through time and a lot of people there threw a party for us.

Thank you for reading chapter one of why I am fricked up lmao

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Most normal dramanaut upbringing

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Lol wtf. What happened after that.

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Eventually, the festival ended and everybody went home. I think about this probably once a month or so.

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How about in life. Did you go to normal school etc or were you in a cult.

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We were there for about a year and half before we fled. There were some cult elements but I was somewhat protected from that. However, it was really hard for me to ingratiate into normal society as a kid. I taught myself how to read and I could do basic math as a kid. The hardest part was having rules as I could do whatever I wanted before. I basically grew up being smarter (and cooler) than everyone else 😎 but always emotionally isolated

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I am high and intrigued by your misadventures. Did you have a normal upbringing after that or were you on the run from the cult.

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On the run from cops and shitty parents. Things normalized a lot though when family took us in and we finally escaped.

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As a kid did it feel care free or scary. What was high school like after such a fricked up early life.

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Care free. You don’t know you’re in the shit when you’re so young. You know that you help grow potatoes, you pick blackberries, there’s smelly grass in the coffee can, and all the adults go upstairs for a few hours while the kids play and read.

High school was lame Freshman year but then my charisma kicked in and I grew into myself. Dated a bitchy thicc cheerleader and broke up with her first year of college lmao

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A normal day in 1840s Mormonism

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White people were a mistake

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Did you bang her

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Prolly :marseygigachad:

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I once talked to this woman at a bar and chatted while fricking around with her guitar and got her number, and first thing she did is text me this whole long paragraph about how I was her eternal soulmate and how I gave off these amazing vibes (after meeting her literally once)

So I texted back “I have autism” and that shut her up real quick lol.

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and now you post here

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So he was just upfront with the truth.

Smh foids claim to want honesty....

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She was one of those hippie weirdos who was constantly single and talked a bunch of bullshit about being hyper-caring and empathetic so I fricking knew she wouldn’t give me the time of day if she knew that.

Also the text she sent came off as extremely desperate.

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This was about a year ago so no.

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:marseycapyau#tism:

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what the frick, is this b-word a werewolf from twilight or some shit. imprinted the frick onto that baby

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For the record, the werewolf from twilight was underage and older women were masturbating t.o him, so it's more like the dude in the original post was still the werewolf

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I am referring to the werewolf falling in love with a newborn baby because of werewolf magic. Way to show you haven't read the seminal literary work of the 21st century

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I. don't read Mormon porn

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obviously fake

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No it's real

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Bro it's on the internet

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:#marseythonk: you're right. its real

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is this a woman or a man

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men are real women sweety

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This is a pretty solid pitch for a Charlize Theron vehicle. Somebody should call her agent.

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This sounds like a dude.

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