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Female dating strategy for gays: a guide by ThatHoeOverThere

Hey y'all, there's been a lot of confusion lately so I'd just like to clear the air. Yes I am a (gay) moid. Yes I hate moids. We exist. While this might seem contradictory when you consider my FDS posting, FDS principles are actually very relevant for gay moids. Let's start off by talking about some RED FLAGS :marseyredflag:

1. Moid friends- If he has straight moid friends he's probably lusting after them and if he has gay friends he's probably slept with all of them. Ideally he should be a loner (but not an ugly one) so he's desperate for your attention

2. Being bisexual- this should be self-explanatory

3. Broke- Never date a broke moid, especially if you're a young twink. My ideal relationship would be with some 90 year old rich guy who just discovered that he's gay, I probably wouldn't even have to have s*x with him.

4. Wants an open relationship- If he asks he's already having s*x with other moids and you should get tested for AIDS. Some of you trashy twinks are probably into that though tbh :taytea:

5. Yt- Yt men are generally the worst bfs (most are cheap and smell). The ideal bf is a rich Jewish or Black man

6. Is on PREP- Sign that he's a trashy moid who'll just give you gonorrhea instead of AIDS

Feel free to add some more in the comments!

A few tips I have for you:

1. DO NOT act like a male pickmeisha. The scrotes will take advantage of you

2. You should probably ignore your moid s*x drive- it'll just lead you astray and you'll end up being involved with like 12 dusties

3. Follow this great guide to lower your bf's testosterone- it'll make him much easier to control and less likely to cheat

https://x.com/p8stie/status/1586435343208697856?lang=en

It's also important to remember that while gay men are obviously less trash than straight moids, like 60 percent of them are still gross. What I'm trying to say is that you should date for money. Sprinkle sprinkle

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The average gay consider any neighbor that throws them a towel after a piss orgy a hvm

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Those are pickmeishas

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Is on PREP- Sign that he's a trashy moid who'll just give you gonorrhea instead of AIDS

:#marseyxd:

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one of my favorite concepts from old hetero pick-up artists was behave as if its very easy to get laid, always which is an almost appallingly huge lie, yet strangely elegant

:#marseychudegg::#marseysunglasseson:

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Good post! Someday when I’m a desperate and busted ex-twink, I’ll be sure to use this guide! :marseyfemboy:

I do have a few additions!

7. Is a total top. He’s just pretending to be gay because he was undateable to women.

8. Is not ostracized from his family. He was probably groomed as a child and has lots of emotional baggage.

9. Has “always known” he was gay. This means he’s probably a libertarian because he was attracted to young boys when he was a young boy (that sick freak!)

xoxo :!marseyhomofascist:

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2. You should probably ignore your moid s*x drive- it'll just lead you astray and you'll end up being involved with like 12 dusties

why would a gay person ever do that, the best part of being gay would be the non-stop fricking you get literally every day literally all day


:#marseyklennycross:

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🚨 Dustie alert 🚨

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They're all coming out of the woodworks :skull::skull:

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We got a dust bunny infestation in here sis

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:#marseynotes::#marseynotes2:

Monkeypox... not... dealbreaker

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Just act dumb, masculine, lift heavy things, have enough money for things not on the value menu at Denny's, and be mildly nice, and desperate twinks will catfight to join you in the hammock you live in. It's what I do.

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🚨 Dustie 🚨

They really showin they asses tonight

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:#marseykingkrazy:how much of this applies to transwomen?:#marseykingkrazy:

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Every trans cutie will be holding you to these rules, if you don't want to be a dustie then follow the gospel.

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thank you, king

:marseykneel:

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Always with the bi hate.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16874870573853064.webp

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Killer post sis, I'll also add that your man best be buying you designer clothes and that he must pay for everything. If you have to pay for rent or a restaurant bill then you don't have a boyfriend, you have a burden.

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Preach!!

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What's a dustie?

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It's basically just a NVM

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What's a NVM?

I'm not up on gay lingo

:#marseypridepearlclutch:

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It's a negative value moid

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no value male

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That's funny :marseyderp:

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is fun, and like only hours of gay gooning better

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With all standards here no one is dating.

Also thinking you're not a scrote because you're campy and a bottom.

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Pickmeisha alert :marseyyikes:

Have fun dating dusties :skull:

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Sis is going to get enough dusties for a whole pack of dust bunnies

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ATTENTION BOTTOMS

This post is a psyop! Every single one of these "tips" is meant to discourage you from pursuing those 💪 str8-acting 🧢 hung 🤤 yt 🤴🏼 tops 🍆, probably so this b-word can keep them all to herself. 💅🏿

Disregard this sloppabottamus'(who's probably fat and asian) awful advice, and follow your natural instincts: simp for mediocre whitoids all day, everyday!

Did I ever mention that I found /r/drama through /r/gaybroscirclejerk? It's awful now, but it used to be pretty fun like 5 years ago.

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whats a dustie??? thats an old lady cooter

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how many rich gay black men are in america like 9?

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banned, and gay

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Banned: gay

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