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idk man, this sounds like queen pick me, and oh wow look at this cute rich guy i saw online and have never met... im going to bend myself to his exact desires and spend weeks befriending his family to get a date with him.

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rich people get prenups, I hope he does

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People who complain about pickmes are uggos jealous they didn't get picked :marseyindignant:

3 weeks of work to be entitled to half his assets? Get that bag!

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:marseychonkerfoid: noo you can't buy lingerie for his birthday that's literal pickme behavior

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Lmao buying YOURSELF something for a scrotes birthday is the epitome of queen shit

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Seems like some Hallmark movie shit but whatever

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Honestly I don’t think this is too bad, and I respect the hustle of a goal-oriented foid.

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Same lol

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I had a long-term stalker who after going silent for a bit, found me on LinkedIn, found out when and where I was teaching a class, and audited it for a few weeks before I realized she was the stalker and kicked her out. If she has been hot I wouldn’t have cared at all and in fact probably would I have gone for it lmao

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She put more effort into finding a man than most women so I guess....congrats to her?

:#idontknow:

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:soycry: she could go to jail bc muh equality

meanwhile if a woman found me online and was so enamored with me that she targetted with the pinpoint accuracy of a Valkyrian sniper with the sole goal of getting my giant peepee in her eager cooter I would say that would be the high point in my life idk about yall, plus we all know crazy girls hit different :marseysteaming: :marseysteaming: :marseysteaming: :marseysteaming: :marseysteaming:

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A) fake

B) who cares if she actually did it. Hos really be out here pretending that they don’t consider job / money in their relationship.

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No negativity on my posts, thanks.

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:#marseycalarts: my bad

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:gaslighter#:

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:#marseyfrozenlove:

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Hos really be out here pretending that they don’t consider job / money in their relationship.

Not all foids.

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AWALT

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Fake, but take notes:

This reminds me of when I used to work at a bar, and over the course of a summer I saw the following interaction unfold with the same creepy butthole and four different women:

Dude walks in, looks around, and leaves without ordering anything. Later, an attractive woman walks in and sits down by herself. Dude comes back and this time, he sits two seats away from her at the bar. Eventually, they strike up a conversation, move to sit next to each other, and leave together. These women were way out of his league and we couldn't reckon what was happening, or why it always unfolded the exact same way.

What we summarily figure out he was doing: dude creates a fake dating profile with attractive male model pics, catfishes women way out of his league, tells them to meet at the bar, then messages them that he got a fair tire or something. This is why he wouldn't sit down at first; he needed to know where she was sitting and then sit near her. Then, when the woman is all dolled up and lonely and vulnerable, he pretends to be a random nice average-looking guy she met after some attractive jerk stood them up. Same vibe as the psycho in the video. People are sick.

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I was just about to post this, this shit is fricking :marseybigbrain: like holy shit what a genius, I'm not desperate or fricked in the head enough to actually try this, but it's genius, I bet it works a lot too :marseygiggle:

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Ita fake. If it was real you wouldnt twxt, "had a flat tire". You would say you are meeting another woman.

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Not even.

Just "lol k" and let her little mind go wild.

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I mean, the story is from a 2nd hand source, I'm sure if any of it is true that some of those details are embelishments, I'll just choose to believe it's 100% true but go off :marseythumbsup:

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I suspect that's not what happened, that's what this redditor has been thinking about doing but hasn't had the balls to try and fail.

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:#marseyhesright:

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Oh when Barney Stinson was doing it with his playbook it was "cool and exciting" but when an average moid does it, then its psycho and sick.

https://media.giphy.com/media/SWWi6avzV08in1M2gR/giphy.webp

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Am I just an idiot or does this make no sense at all?

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Get pretty girl to come to location. Make sad. Cheer her up. Have s*x.

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Yeah, but it's saying he would come into the restaurant first, look around, and then leave before she came in.

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:#marseynotes:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728611539221579.webp

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god i wish that were me

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Surely no one would go on TikTok and make shit up. They're putting their face on the line, after all. :marseyclueless:

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:#n:

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:apos#trophe:

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Redditors always acting like no one ever lies for s*x :marseyeyeroll:

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