Lifehack for your first date: Make the scrote get you a drink or snack at a 7-11

Hear me out kweens : We all know we usually can't tell the difference between a 6'4” actual man or a 5'11” subhuman goblin at first glance. You know what CAN tell us this? The ruler at the exit doors of most chain gas stations.

On your first date, if you think your scrote might be a midget freak , ask him to buy you a monster/ice cream/beers at a gas station. This allows you to get the objective measurement to determine if he's an actual person upon egress and has a great bonus of faking him out that you're “low maintenance” or “easy going”

Once you determine he's acceptable you can then proceed to your $500/plate minimum-acceptable first date encounter .