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My eyes went straight to the dude's bicep. Maybe that's telling me something.

:marseyhmmm:

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:#gaydar:

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He's not gay, just bi-sexual.

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Ga-y

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Don't worry. Tris are for Guys, Curls are for Girls :marseyblops2chadcel:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c/giphy.webp

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:marseycuckfiction:

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You are the cumslut

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cute twink

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I went nails > ring >her shorts > the bracelet

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Drank that neighbor's c*m for a total poorcel ring with a diamond so small probably no one even had to die to mine it.

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The diamond discourse is so funny to me. Ultimately I get it, but it sounds kinda ridiculous when you think about it like "NOOOOO IT HAS TO BE A REEEEEL DIAMOND MINED BY AFRICAN CHILD SLAVES; LAB GROWN MEANS HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!!!!1!" :marseytradraging:

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It's just De Beers propaganda. Lab diamonds are chemically identical and more beautiful anyway. I question the values of any foid who demands blood diamonds.

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I question the morals of any foid that doesnt want african kids to die (and possibly be cannibalized) for a ring she wears a few months of her life.

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And that's a good thing sweaty :marseychoice2:

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Thought it was the nail at first

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Oh I thought the dude pissed his jeans but it's actually the bracelet.

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Don't worry :marseyveryworried: barely anyone in the xitter thread :marseystitch: noticed it either.

YWNBAW unless :marseyunless: you are always looking :marseyinsane: at other broke bitches accessories.

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@FrozenChosin thank you for the cute award :marseywholesome: but I noticed you forgot to upmarsey :marseyupmarsey: the post

:#marseygiveup:

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Oh my bad!

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:#pepeyikes:

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Mahalo nui loa

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Eat your poi. Make big boy.

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Do you like poi???

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I like taro so why not

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I mean most people like kulolo or taro fries :marseyfrylock: but most haoles do not like poi whatsoever

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A lot of traditional Polynesian food is kinda bland tbh but if you infuse it with Korean :marseyjoseon: or American :marseyburger: southern :marseypastor: flavor :marseyguyfieri: then you have some pretty :marseyglam: awesome :marseygoodshit: food.

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Poi is bitter and goes nice with laulau or squid luau or something else rich and fatty. I'm not sure I'd want to eat poi mixed :marseyblackandwhite: with gochujang

Does southern :marseylouisiana: flavor :marseyguyfieri: mean bacon fat + seasoned salt?

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Don't hide your cumsluttery. Br a proud cumslut.

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Ima get my b-word one of dem

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What's her BMI?

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Very low thats we she required so much extra nutrients

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>not a rancher :marseycertifiedangus: :marseysoutherner:

>ngmi

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:marseysquint:

Oh I see it

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:!marseybooba:

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Zoomer hypebeasts and fashion enjoyers are 100 percent closeted homos.

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Yikes :marseysmug3: sweaty, this makes you sound :marseyhearnoevil: like you're bitter and stuck in the closet :marseybikechainincident: too :marseycheerup:

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I love open homos. It's the denying overt cute twinks so into fashion, shoes and other women-adjacent shit that annoy me, just embrace your true colours, you're not a hypebeast (zoomer word), you're a homosexual.

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dream woman

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Don't let your memes be dreams friendo

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the wordtbpar r atbour bejnf a moid

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>read title

Is this the "cumslut" bracelet?

>read post

Yep, it's the "cumslut" bracelet.

OP be like: :marseyslowpoke:

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:#marseysignaling:

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OH I SEE HER BRACELET SAYS CUMSLUT THAT'S AWKWARD :marseyfluffy:

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It's not awkward, it's empowering. Smh

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