Flowers are $30 for an expensive set and take a 5 minute detour on the way home from work every 10 days. If you're getting serious with a man, tell him you love having fresh flowers, if he's worth anything, he'll listen without you telling him and make sure you always have flowers.
Ladies, this is the bare minimum, if he can't put in the effort of flowers, he's worthless and shouldn't even deserve a “goodbye”. Block him and never give him closure.
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bros is there any bigger red flag than a bich constantly begging for flowers
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A lazy moid who can't manage to buy them.
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that beg for flours have some freudian i hate my lovely delicate flour poosay
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I'd buy a cute 20something flowers on each date...
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Know your value you ratchet dirtfarmer
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Real chad buys her birth control.
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Or sources it elsewhere
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Wtf does this guy buy flowers, there's nothing below 70 for a bouquet that doesn't look shit where I live.
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Same. 65 is like the barebones bouquet. Ive spent 250 on valentines roses without thinking about it
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I buy bitches lettuce instead cause its like a flower you can eat.
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You must be getting a TON of s*x
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No but I am getting a TON of lettuce consumption so checkmate BIGOT.
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We stan a rufstrage king.
(lmao wordfilter)
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What is rufstrage.
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Ruff age but without the space I was murdered by the wordfilter.
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I suspected you meant rough EDGED and I was wondering how you knew you deviant.
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A single white rose from the most upscale florist outlet (where they wrap it in their branded box) wouldn't cost more than $10
Only r-slurs spend $30 on a bouquet for no reason
Only poors are hesitant to spend $10 every Friday
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A single rose gets boring fast. Each week, even a cheap new bouquet means a lot more
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I'm going to psyop her so that whenever she sees a white rose she's reminded of me
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Disgusting low value low t moids can't think of anything else other than how to manipulate women
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!nooticers this mofo doubled dipped for the drama coin
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I thought that was a bandaid but its his mouth. Very creative work from a very special artist!!!!
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!bumpkins Imagine not have your own garden to pick from
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If he's actually worth anything his time is valuable, so he'll just slap some money down and tell you to get your own darn flowers. And now you're not in a serious relationship, you've been downgraded to being a whore.
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Fresh cut flowers are a low stakes early test of whether your moid will kill a beautiful living thing for you and watch it slowly decay.
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I'd get flowers for my GF if she genuinely wanted them. If she's an internet neurodivergent that is constantly asking for fresh flowers to check my dedication I wouldn't.
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Im allergic to smell.
No fat kitty for me
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If you want fat kitty you buy chocolate not flowers
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Im allergic to chocolate. Fat girls dont wash their hands
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Outside of vase-included sets the most I've seen a regular bouquet go for is $45 in leafbux (30USD)
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you getting instacart flours
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A hooker BJ will also cost $30 and take a 5 minute detour on the way home from work.
So just make it worth his while to get those flowers and everyone will be happy.
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I never asked for flowers but my fiancé buys me them ~once a week and I admit it was a bad move on his part because now I absolutely expect them and would probably reeeeee if a month went by without getting some
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If she complains, warn her that you'll give her a flower...a puckering rosebud.
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My wife complained that i never surprise her with flowers at work. She worked in the kitchen at a hospital, how tf do you surprise her with flowers? I'm not allowed back there, you can't bring random (potentially allergenic) flowers into a hospital kitchen, and she had no private place to put it.
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Man's out there buying gas station flowers
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