what made you 
and lose all interest in a guy? i need your pettiest icks !biofoids !
one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional to do it for him 
scrotes can post their 
s of icks queens have passed on them for too ig 
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One time a girl at my work audibly said "ewwwww" when she asked my star sign and I told her I was a Aries
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Pretty gay to know your star sign.
Correct answer is to say "what's that?" Then when she explains r-slurredly refuse to tell her your birthday
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I thought
it so fun to hide my bday from an astrology ho. She stole 
my wallet.
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Someone was telling me about some funny thing Trump did and I was like ughhhhh he's such a gemini
and then she tried to talk to me about that stuff I had to admit I don't know anything about astrology and just looked up Donald Trump's sign before because I thought it was funny 
we need a spaghetti falling out of pockets marsey
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Ahaha thats pretty funny tho.
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Most foids don't know there are 13 signs and 12 ascended signs (born on certain day of moon phase)
If you need something you can always ask me after all it was created by men
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You dodged a bullet neighbor.
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He is the bullet
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Scorpiochads report for duty
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Aries are cool but they're the lame kind of unstable instead of the interesting kind
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Fire signs are gay
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what's wrong with aries
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Peepees are too big
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Knowing your star sign is a foid trait. NTA
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ew
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