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MrMisandrist xhe/xer Anti-scrote activist :marseysuffragette:  9mo ago (video post) 358 thread views #244415

How to get your man to buy you a new iphone

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Ooh she smart. I was going to say pretend to be pregnant and ask for abortion money (an oldie but goodie)

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Trouble with that one is if you use it multiple times a month he might eventually start learning how the female body works.

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>multiple times a month

Darn, how many iphones do boomers go through? Do you just buy a new one every time you forget the PIN?

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You can count the seconds from when a hoe gets a new phone till she cracks the screen.

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I've never cracked the screen on a phone. That time when I was walking the dog drunk and she yanked on the leash so hard it flew out of my pocket was her fault.

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