:marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:Shakira came out as a pickmeisha :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

https://x.com/Variety/status/1774842222451535946

You'd think her dusty cheating on her would wake her up to the moid menace but I guess she has sons :marseydepressed: This is why queens need to abort their moid babies

!moidmoment Do y'all know any moid hating popstars I can stan instead of Shakira

Also why is this ugly yt man my profile pic

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Shakira can be my she wolf anyday :coomer: https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohs4mtH2PK82e7wxq/giphy.webp

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I'd full her with my jizz

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@CHUDTEP wanna be a janny

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It was @ConchShell who made that comment not Birdenthusiant. The name changing should be turned off, April 1 is already over.

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Isn't that why he said canonically faithful? It was a joke.

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ftm arc when :marseypraying#:

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From sneed to bussy :#turtoiserofl:

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nah she's right

but that's also kinda what happens in the end of the movie i think

so she's r-slurred too, idk

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No it's not.

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yeah it is

at the end he's just ken and he's enough

he doesn't need to be mean ken or super model ken, he's just ken.. and he's enough.

that's the whole point of the song.

y'know.. the one where he says "i'm just ken and I'm enough"

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And then they get put back in their place. It's a movie where the villains won.

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it's not "put back in his place"

people LIKE Ken and there's nothing wrong with him

he doesn't need to be Extra Ken. It's fine when he's JUST KEN

It's like the same thing with fat r-slurred Barbie

She doesn't need to lose weight, because she's JUST FAT R-SLURRED BARBIE AND THAT'S FINE

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:#marseyviewerstare:

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you're fat r-slurred barbie

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My hwat?

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Defeatism :marseyno:

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Nah this Indian b-word has the right idea.

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i'm not watching a frickin 16 minute video essay from some r-slurred foid

i watched the movie and know what i saw lol

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I haven't watched the movie and I still think it sucks peepee :#cool:

At least it gave us this :#barbiecrying:

Margot Robbie in I, Tonya was kino

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i tonya was great

tonya harding was a keyed dramanaut

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She's pretty so I'll forgive it

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Its kinda weird that whole movie is about ken. Even its marketing has ken in the tagline, but is ken THAT important? Hes just another toy but theres loads of different toys in barbie

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ts kinda weird that whole movie is about ken.

Dudes rock :marseycool:

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This would never happen too Egyptian Shakira who is definitely a feminist who doesn't need a man. The imagery of the mortar and pestle shows she can cook and provide food for her family herself.

@Redactor0 wanna be a janny so @Redactor0 can bust her out of jail.

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