how to outplay them freaky butt hoes and get yourself some crazy kitty

You can find some cuties on https://www.prisonpenpals.com too lol.

"Shopping at good will" fricking Emmit Tilled me

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Amazing. Donno how he went through all that with a straight face.

What I love the most is that some people are trying to say "It's just a prank, nothing will happen" or play it down.

No dude, this is a case with media attention and you fricked around enough that questions are getting asked. You're not going to end up in Guantanamo Bay or some Super Max Jail where you won't see sunlight until the day they let you out, but you are going to get a ton of legal scrutiny and it's going to make the next few years of your life suck.

Even if it doesn't reach federal level, the FBI still is going to have a folder on you. The local cops are going to want to ask questions, and I bet some other levels of state judicial system will want to chat too. It's not going to be fast or easy, and you even have half a brain which I doubt to pull a prank like this, you need a lawyer last month. It won't be cheap to defend yourself, and it'd be in your best interest to shut the frick up and let a lawyer do the talking. Or heck just look up Law Twitter about what happens when a judge decides he doesn't like you and needs to teach you a lesson. They've got a ton of legal leeway to make you regret waking up.

On top of that, you're going to have be very careful with what you do and how, because even if you think you're some top mind of Info Sec - The Home Game you're not that good and now people are paying attention to you.

This is going to be interesting to put it mildly no matter how it goes. I mean you did frick with a major court case that has eyes on it all over the country, and they've already getting cops involved and looks like the FBI is joining too.

I'm just saying it won't be pleasant.

Snapshots:

https://fixupx.com/sirgoofy28/status/1813748921715552606:

• ghostarchive.org

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• archive.ph (click to archive)