I'd ended up in prison because, in 2019, I had received two speeding fines and had lied about who was driving. I was charged with perverting the course of justice, and in March 2022, I stood in the dock, wearing my smartest black dress, and pleaded guilty.
that sounds like a really r-slurred way to get sent to prison lmao
Yeah I imagine she's leaving out "oh and I was drunk/high and crashed into another car/a pedestrian while speeding and then lied about who was driving". Jail for two speeding fines? On what planet?
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When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the shit out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the shit out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times total.
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that sounds like a really r-slurred way to get sent to prison lmao
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you know whatever she did was worse than that. lol
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yea she writes like she's high and fancy and shit so why didn't she just pay the fine lmao
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Yeah I imagine she's leaving out "oh and I was drunk/high and crashed into another car/a pedestrian while speeding and then lied about who was driving". Jail for two speeding fines? On what planet?
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probably lied about who was driving while being the only one in the car...
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When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the shit out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the shit out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times total.
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