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>author casually ignores the array of dragon and dog dildos

Also the only name I recall an ex giving her dildo was Roger.

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how about fido?

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>dragon and dog dildos

The only women who buy these make porn with them, this is entirely for an audience of male coomers

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:#marseytruthnuketalking:

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i think thats 50/50 on gender

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Jewish s*x toy

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Why would you do that? :soycry:

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Owie ow ow uwu oh no

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Wtf kind of foid nonsense is this? !foidmoment ?

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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It means it's deliberately designed to be aesthetically appealing in a nonsexual way. The type of thing Steve Jobs would have masturbated with if he was a woman.

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yeah but frick modern design

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t. :marseychonkerfoidpuke: who has never heard about Tenga

...or ...Fleshlight? (Sidenote: :marseyfoidretard: + Basic Research, amirite? :marseyemojirofl:)

No matter. You want a e s t h e t i c ? I'll show you a e s t h e t i c. Us men live in a future world, beyond humanity.

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Anyway, this is all irrelevant. In a few years I'm just going to warm up the VRgoon machine and select from a bunch of ripped models?

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!moidmoment this is genuinely fricking disgusting

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Very bad ping :#marseyannoyed: :#marseyeyemixer3:

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Those should be illegal.

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:#drafts: :#marseyyikes: :#drafts:

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@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM you might want to ask Santa for some of these


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17304224106036086.webp FUS-RO-DANCE ON RIGHTOID GRAVES

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I would torture santa for 3 weeks straight just to lick one of these things

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Lmao, I thought Bad Dragon were peak furry s*x toys, but no apparently you can get a whole lion butt in full color.

The future truly is amazing :marseywholesome:

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Sigh... okay the foids are right about this one.

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M*n deserve less

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The Zebra ones is kinda cute tho

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This is/was one of most popular moid peepee copes

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Wdym? :marseyconfused:

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Wdym wdim?

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moid peepee copes

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Tenga eggs are single use, which seems really wasteful

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lol look at them feets :marseyxd:

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in real life men's toys that look like the left are more popular than ones that look like the right (tenga egg, aneros, chastity cage) !chastity

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:marseyagreefast: But the straights don't know from good s*x toys

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:#marseykinktalking:

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straights can lock their peepee too, we wuz brothas

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My onahole is just a simple hole to frick. The japs are classy like that.

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And best of all, Clussy's Red Nose is included. Are you ready?

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wait what is that a euphemism for?

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Holy frick :marseyfortykeks:

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Accurate.

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That male s*x toy looks to be clearly underaged as well.

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This, but it's a good thing

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I lmao'd and camed

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Thad castle had a pocket kitty so honestly I can't judge users.

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I just attach my balls to a battery. The only s*x toy you need. Whenever i ejaculate i scream "load shedding" as loud as i can.

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Male s*x toys have to be disposable; rinsing, scrubbing, and cleaning out your little peepee pump is the most degenerate, pathetic thing you could be doing in your free time.

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Tldr?

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Thats a whale

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:#marseybeanimp:

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