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how to ACTUALLY not get smashed on a first date:

  • Keep the pre-game dress-up routine down to 50%, at most. if you try and look your best, you'll believe all the compliments that you look great, and want to affirm them by putting out.

  • Keep physical contact to a minimum. No shoulder leaning or arm laying, no back rubs, no hair playing, definitely no movies in loveseat recliners. The less physical touching before the question, the bigger a step the question will seem.

  • Pay for your half. Avoids feelings of obligation and also temptation of securing a boy who was raised right

  • Only date dusty butt neighbors you wouldn't want to smash anyway. Pick your dates based on who's kind and emotionally available and other things the marshmallow muffin doesn't care about

  • Most importantly, accept that reason and accountability are beyond your reach and that you must babyproof your dating life to avoid the temptations of ho-ery before the date, not during.

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