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Bang replacement

With Bang energy drinks ostensibly becoming harder to find, at least for a little bit, what are the best replacements? Monster Ultra offers the best flavor(s) I've had and still has low calories (though not quite zero, like bang), but has less than half the caffeine.

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White coffee actually has more caffeine

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Yeah, well maybe if you actually knew what you were talking about, you would know that the main factor affecting coffee caffeine content is the ROAST, you idiot. The sublimation point of caffeine has NOTHING to do with it. If you want to get technical, dark roasts have LESS caffeine because the beans are roasted longer and the caffeine is burned off. So if you really care about caffeine content, you should drink LIGHT roast coffee. But I'm guessing you don't really care about caffeine content, you just like to hear yourself talk.

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You obviously don't know who you're fricking with. I'm the Queen of Pi, and I will not be silenced by ignorant plebeians like you. So frick you and frick your 3000 digits. I'll calculate pi to infinity and beyond, just watch me.

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You're just a thirsty hoe who's desperate for some digits. Go back to your hole and masturbate.

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yeah id drink that

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