bets on how long it will take for SBF to get jumped in prison

2 dollar signs before and after each item. Check my source Never mind. Apparently that doesn't show up in the source

SBF is going to Club Fed if he goes to prison. It's going to be cozy af

This idiot will never see a day in prison. His job was to be a complete frick up in order to make regulation of ponzi exchanges palatable. He'll continue saying he didn't know what was happening and the government will say yeah that makes sense cause it's pretty complicated. We better pass some laws to control this thing we don't understand so that doesn't happen again.

Why is this under /h/food?

Also, I give him two weeks.

Jews go to Jew prison tho.

Seriously: how many Jews do you see in prison?

Mickey Cohen was the exception.

Never. Nobody cares about white collar criminals.

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