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SmallNips Nip/Nips :marseypartymaxx: Average sized nips, small sized in spirit :!marseypartymaxx:  1yr ago (image post) 862 thread views #145527

This but unironically :marseypizzaslice:

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Italian food is the most mid food out there

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You know what's bullshit?

I call up my local dominos, order pizza. It doesn't arrive. I call them and they say "We have one driver you should have ordered on doordash"

It eventually showed up 4 hours later.

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Saw a Dominos commercial the other day where they were literally begging people to pick it up themselves and rewarding anyone who does with store credit :marseylaughwith:

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did you pay?

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I already had paid, but I didn't tip. I checked with other pizza places in my area. They say they can't compete with Door Dash even though they pay more. Guess it's those make your own hours. The only place in my area that had more than 1 (if even 1) is Johnny's and I'm 1/3 a mile outside their delivery range.

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Capitalism is at fault

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This wouldn't happen if we just used slaves to deliver pizza

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Implement Sharia law and forcibly conscript homeless people to deliver pizza.

It's win-win-win:

True "victim of circumstances" homeless get a meager income.

Crackhead homeless people who eat the pizza are punished with death.

Poors ordering delivery get inconvenienced with eaten pizzas (no refunds).

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Chuds 200 years in the future

>if we had only delivered our own pizza!

legalize drone delivery, r-slur

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But it doesn't taste as good without the cruelty. Maybe one day AI will get powerful enough that we can program the drones to suffer.

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I think they're supposed to give you a time estimate when you place an order?

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Where do you call that says anything other than 45 minutes?

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The hungry howie's I used to order from would give times anywhere from 30 minutes to 2+ hours depending on how busy they were

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wtf is a hungry howie's?

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It's like a slightly better domino's

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There is actually 1 in my state, not near me though.

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