whats you're favorite zero effort meal?

Fries in the air fryer, bacon cut into little pieces, runny egg, maybe some cheese, ketchup.

Creamy ramen

>rice and eggs

>tamago to gohan

sugarfree red bulls

i know they taste disgusting but they are perfect for me

tacos

my boogers taste good

Cocaine

If we're talking literally zero effort with no cooking required at all just a toasted bagel and cream cheese tbh. And i put siracha on top as well - secret recipe

I wouldn't call it zero effort, but for 2/10 effort I'd say that box japanese curry is pretty great. Making it right now. The only effort is chopping some veg and shredding up some chicken.

Turkey pastrami fried in a pan and scrambled egg on bread

Mi goreng, fried noodles with an egg and fresh tomato

Canned chicken + Old Bay

Crack eggs. Eat eggs. Straight from the shell.

If we're talking can't be fricked to clean a SINGLE pan, then a slice of sourdough toast with Yemeni Zhoug sauce on it and like a piece of turkey thrown over top or just as-is. Fricking Yemenis, they seem to only export rocket launchers but they could've become a powerhouse if they just marketed Zhoug to the world.

If you're willing to clean a single god darn pan, then MIGAS. You LITERALLY can't frick it up. (Undercook it? cool, that's a style. Overcook it? cool, that's a style. Burn it all to frick? Cool, put it in a tortilla with extra sauce.)

• Take left-over pinto beans (if you don't usually have a pot of pintos in your fridge unfriend me) or one of those shiddy powdered refried bean packs and add to skillet. I've saved ultimate effort here recently by just reheating a black bean chipotle patty until I can break it apart into normal beans. I guess you can use normal black beans if you’re a poof

• Throw in whatever meat you want, but this is optional.

• Throw in whatever veggies you want, I always have prepped and prefer chopped poblano peppers and onions.

• Throw in 2-4 eggs, scramble them into everything and either before or after this step throw in tortilla chips if you have them. Salt & pepper to taste here if you're not using salty chips.

• Like a blind old drunken man, take some salsa roja (pace picante works too if you're r-slurred or a northerner) and throw it haphazardly over it all, you're not trying to create a soup but it should be a concerning amount to the average

• Throw some grated cheese in the b-word, then scramble it all until it's pretty mixed but keep the chips hard.

Throw it in some tacos, eat it by hand, give it to your dog (jk if u used onions); it's good in any setting, any time of day.

Here’s some I made recently where I used fritos instead of tortilla chips which turned out great:

C*m

curry. Just dice chicken, onion and a garlic clove. Stir fry until chicken is no longer pink and throw in a jar for your favorite curry sauce. Boil some rice and your all good.

Chicken bakes from Costco are surprisingly good. Had one for the first time about a month ago and I'm gonna keep them on hand for when I'm too lazy to cook which never happens cause I'm a workaholic.

Just making sandwiches I think!

sardines on toasted french bread. Bunch of different toppings work, lemon juice, pickled red onions, etc etc. I tried them with cream cheese recently and that was pretty good

as an aside refrigerator pickling random shit is great, I basically always have pickled peppers + onions + eggs + cucumbers bc they last so long and are so good. Big pickle doesn't want you to know this

Eggs and sausage

Stop posting this fricking garbage you fricking degenerate. I wish the Zionist conspiracy was real so we could fricking shoot your worthless half breed butt into the Sun.

Schnitzel im Backofen. stolen from an old cookbook

"Pepper and salt the cutlets and put them in the baking dish or tray. Add 2 packets of sweet cream (for 4 cutlets) and finally sprinkle with 1 packet of onion soup. Then put the dish in the oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes (uncovered). This dish also goes down well when you have guests."

Service with rice / spätzle.

Optional: add mushrooms. add cauliflower (only veg that I found does fit. and I tried many!). add cheese (gratinate)

Not the healthiest, but work time is less than 5min.

Your recipe sucks.

You need to cook your rice with coconut cream (and water). Rest (soy sauce, egg, ...) can stay the same.

Male tears

sleep

Flashback to homeless Crisco

It was either shit like this or stolen protein bars

YO MOMMA'S BUTT

Prole American breakfast. Eggs bacon buttered toast

Peanut butter and spoon.

When I'm going for truly zero effort: Grill a couple bratwurst, put them on a plate, pour ketchup and mustard on them.

A basic chili is super low effort, especially a meatless one, but tastes super good.

Beef stroganoff

>the heat from the rice cooks the egg

staple of your diet and a staple of /a/ culture

Dirt