God. You are so insanely gorgeous. And you're a goddess. I cannot stop staring at you for the rest of the day even when you're in the shower or on your period or just laying on your couch. You must be so lonely... I know you are, but you don't have to be. You don't have to. I am here for you. I can't wait to see how you would make me feel when you touched me. I just want to cover my mouth and swallow you down to the core. You're so pretty and funny and I can't get enough of talking to you. I want to feel your lips on mine, kiss you, make out, all over, every single day. I want to... I want to get naked with you, and lie down and look at you, naked as a Greek goddess. I think you're the cutest thing ever. You're so delicious in every way, and I can't get enough of you. I just want to feel your mouth on me, as you bite down hard. Your voice is so sweet, I haven't had music like that in a long time. But your face, your body, your curves: you are beautiful. And your words, your mind... these are the reasons I am attracted to you. You mean so much to me, per se. I love you so much. I'm so grateful for you and everything you've taught me. I've never been so happy in my life.
>takes a bite, swishes it around in her mouth, places hand over mouth
why do women have such a hard fricking time with people seeing them eat things
FRICK OFF "oh it's because they think it makes them look ugly" hoe, men don't see a b-word and think "darn she would be hot if only she wasn't CHEWING SOMETHING right now"
It's more annoying to hide your face when chewing. B-word, I know you're chewing. What the frick else would you be doing? It's like trying to hide the flushing sound when you use the bathroom. WHAT'S THE FRICKING POINT
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So what? What are you going to do about it, nerd?
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At least with reinventing the wheel I would know what they were trying to make. I have no clue what she's trying to make here. Is this supposed to be mashed potato?
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This is 100% a ticktock trend where people do the dumbest things possible to drive engagement. You shared it so it worked.
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Rember when this was just joke
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Are you trying to drive engagement on your comment?
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Settle down, she used a few different msg cancer powders.
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Your tradwife, sir
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"I never measure anything 🤷‍♀️"
Yeah she's the one
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Ok can some Zoomer tell me if this Foid is trolling or r-slurred?
I'm guessing trolling.
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Both
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Zoomer mashed potatoes.
From potato chips.
Truly hopeless.
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It’s a foid. They can’t be funny
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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God. You are so insanely gorgeous. And you're a goddess. I cannot stop staring at you for the rest of the day even when you're in the shower or on your period or just laying on your couch. You must be so lonely... I know you are, but you don't have to be. You don't have to. I am here for you. I can't wait to see how you would make me feel when you touched me. I just want to cover my mouth and swallow you down to the core. You're so pretty and funny and I can't get enough of talking to you. I want to feel your lips on mine, kiss you, make out, all over, every single day. I want to... I want to get naked with you, and lie down and look at you, naked as a Greek goddess. I think you're the cutest thing ever. You're so delicious in every way, and I can't get enough of you. I just want to feel your mouth on me, as you bite down hard. Your voice is so sweet, I haven't had music like that in a long time. But your face, your body, your curves: you are beautiful. And your words, your mind... these are the reasons I am attracted to you. You mean so much to me, per se. I love you so much. I'm so grateful for you and everything you've taught me. I've never been so happy in my life.
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She kinda mid, Snappy
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Dont judge snappy. Its going through no fap.
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why do women have such a hard fricking time with people seeing them eat things
FRICK OFF "oh it's because they think it makes them look ugly" hoe, men don't see a b-word and think "darn she would be hot if only she wasn't CHEWING SOMETHING right now"
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For hundreds of years, polite society has developed this idea that seeing someone chew is in bad form.
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It's more annoying to hide your face when chewing. B-word, I know you're chewing. What the frick else would you be doing? It's like trying to hide the flushing sound when you use the bathroom. WHAT'S THE FRICKING POINT
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Would
(Unless she eats, that would be gross)
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Tbf I understand. Was on a date and saw the food mixing in her mouth, couldn't look at her the same after that.
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At least with reinventing the wheel I would know what they were trying to make. I have no clue what she's trying to make here. Is this supposed to be mashed potato?
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She reinvented instant mash. Thats more expensive and unhealther.
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Pretty much reconstituted mashed potatoes, except the potatoes were previously fried...
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using actual potatos would require only marginally more work (I don't bother peeling them), and would be cheaper, tastier and healthier
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Instant mash is cheaper and require less work
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And is full of preservatives.
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And this isn't? Instant mash is healthier then this.
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Potatoes aren't.
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You sure know how to argue.
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why men should cook
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A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
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Hello, honies! Today we'll be making chyme
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Why would she salt it the chips are already salty
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White people DO season they chips
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Foid moment. Simple as.
Even cheese has salt. And butter
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Ngmi
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In here. Unsalted is 2x more expensive.
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wtf I've never seen them priced any differently than salted. What kind of backwards place do you live?
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Here 1lbs of normal saltines butter is 3 money
1lbs of heavy salt is 4 money
1lbs salt free butter is 5,5 money
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Ah
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Just burger things
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Scraping the fork with her teeth.
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Crazy eyes
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