It's not flavor town, it's sodium town

Guy Fieri is an r-slur with burger taste buds acclimated to high sodium content. He thinks things taste good because it's smothered and processed with sodium. It's burger taste bud syndrome, thinking things are good because it has a shit load of sodium.

As a connoisseur of flavours, these people are the Fast and Furious watching equivalent who do not know kinos and are only entertaining by explosions and flashing colours.

Plus it gives you heart disease. Go out and have a run you fat fricks. Eat your fricking veggies you r-slurs. Learn to cook you fricks. Stop eating hotdogs and burgers.