This may be a turning point in my life.
Taste wise it was fine. Strong yet vague citrussy flavor. I didn't really detect notable sugar alternative weirdness that's in diet sodas
Packaging/presentation great. The can has a premium feel with it's embossed logo, detailed high quality printing, and large size
But effect wise it was great in ways I didn't predict. Contrary to normal caffeine beverage making me jittery and hyper this elixir really made me feel like a boomer. Calm, contented, superior. Yes I am a better man now that I've had Monster Zero Ultra. I can't exactly say how but I know it's true. I attribute this effect primarily to memetic power.
If you don't believe in memes. If you just laughed at "literally me" instead of strongly relating to Ryan Gosling performances then this drink is not for you. It will just be another one of dozens of overpriced energy drinks. But if you have been infected by or even just witnessed the powerful boomer meme then this drink will let you ascend to a higher state of being. I urge you to try it even if you believe that you are not, in fact, a boomer. I didn't know this meme had such an power until I tried Monster Zero Ultra
Verdict: I like it
I predict the objections now.
@garlicdoors you're a marketing manipulated normie
And to those I say sssiiippppppp 
P.S. !boomers let me in. I am one of you now.
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I read it like this too
I need to log off
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I'm in deep
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the 300x mocha coffee ones are nice and have double the caffeine
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Average dramatard car
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I started getting the peach ones. They're pretty dank
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The peach ones are good until you drink one every day. I bought in bulk to save money and quickly got VERY sick of them.
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We may be self-destructive, degenerate alcoholics, but we don't litter.
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My bf loves Ulta Zero and Ultra Orange and he's a 30s boomer
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Are they hot though
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Having a monster zero strawberry dreams rn, king. clink
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White monster supremacy
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I bet you rubbed one off after you drank it
Don’t lie to me either, i saw you do it
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No and downvoted for vulgarity but nice trips
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You def rubbed one off 😏
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I should've put this in my predicted objections list. Could've shut you down before you even commented with
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Me and
@Cum_Guzzler can sense when you rub one out
You can’t fool either of us
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I finally tried one the other day.
It was all right.
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It’s the best flavor of Monster. Not overly sweet or aggressively sour, pleasant and refreshing (especially when cold), and it really does have the perfect combination of energy and control.
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I've never tried any monster besides the regular one because i like it and the other flavors don't appeal to me. Should i stop being a b-word and try the others?
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The zero sugar orange is the best.
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I had one for the first time last week and this exactly matches the indescribable sensation I felt
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Ultra violet and ultra rose are very good flavors too
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the pink strawberry one >>>
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haven't tried it yet
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I stopped drinking ultra gold for a few months (it was on sale frequently, likely because it’s the worst one) only to get hooked on the coffee ones
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So there's zero ultra? What do they use as a substitute?
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this is all irrelevant to big energy liquid - all that matters is if you were presented with a situation where you had to shill the good liquid to your country and family, would you do so to maintain your current lifestyle, and how much of a dip in quality would you endure?
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Dude citrussy lmao
Also how are energy drinks a boomer thing though? Ive never seen a 50 year old drink one, thats firmly coffeechad territory
Energy drinks are for the mid-30 gen-X/millenial generation and younger.
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After they stopped selling the lemon one I stopped buying them
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You're 25. You're not old enough to make a god darn educated decision about Time Cube. If you're dumb, stupid and evil, you can learn from the lessons of Nature rather than accept deadly math:
1- Cubic Time is above 4e math.
2- Time Cube is the same everywhere. Same for
3- Time Cube is Omnificence (no God). Cubic math is proof.
Educated adults of Earth have no choice but to accept the truth of Time Cube.
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Nice shot on 17 man. Nice tight fade on that par 3. Wish i was good enough to play those Titleist blade irons. Ive got some leftover brisket in my Ranger if you want a bite
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I miss chuggin' monsters but those shits are expensive now. I've been drinking rockstar
for the last few weeks instead. At least the 'OG' 
flavor rockstar is pretty good still if you can find it. It's the original flavor they brought back from before pepsi ruined it for some fricking reason
If you want to really go krazy try a Reign, they're made by monster but have double the caffeine and a bunch of other bullshit for the 'preworkout but not really' market
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