Yes that is the actual name of the drink. @FrozenChosen mentioned it the other day and it sounded awful so I picked one up to try.
Visual
I wouldn't normally pour something like this into a glass but I had to see what unholy color it was and it didn't disappoint.
I think it's best described as a cloudy, slightly bloody pink lemonade color.
Smell
Strong artificial strawberry. Think strawberry Nesquik.
Taste
Honestly it isn't as bad as I was expecting. It doesn't have the chemical aftertaste you get from a lot of zero sugar drinks. The fake strawberry flavor isn't overwhelming. I pretty much never drink Monster so I won't be getting it again but I was expecting it to be a lot worse. 6/10.
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YOU DON'T POUR IT1 YOU HAVE TO FEEL THE EMBOSSED MONSTER LOGO AS YOU'RE DRINKING
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this but unironically
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The strawberry dr pepper is so fricking good. I love fake chemical strawberry flavors so I'll probably pick this up too.
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Did you feel an overwhelming need to
or mow a lawn after drinking this concoction
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The funny thing is I’ve never seen a boomer drink an energy drink.
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!sodadrinkers thoughts?
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Not available in Europe so I'm jealous.
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Ill stick to diet mountain dew
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Y'know sometimes I envy the goyslop eaters who can just enjoy shoveling tasty carcinogens down their gullets, whereas I worry constantly about the shit in all our food...
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Nocebo effect will put you in an early grave while I'll live long and carefree
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I legitimately enjoy the taste of Red Bull and idk why.
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It looks like stagnant desert puddle water
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Rockstar pure zero or die
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Good post
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already a far superior review online
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Is that some Chicago nonsense
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I have not had an energy
drink 
in well over a year. Feels 
good man. I wanna be like them Mormons.
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ok so i already showed u my tism plate 😒😞 but i just cabt stand the taste of this shit like allll my friends drink it but it tastes like thick idk n fake n it coats my tongue 😖😖😖🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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It's pretty good but the ultra mango fiesta is the best one.
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OP on his ride on lawnmower after finishing his drink...
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tfw only femboy on earth who doesn't like monster.
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I like the normal zero sugar white can.
That one gets a 10/10 from me
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Man I just wish they made a zero sugar the Doctor monster, that shit was nice
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Why drink sugar shit for kids just get a Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee
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I only drink the white one
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You will never be a real wumao. You have no citizenship, you have no allegiance, you have no pay. You are a commie twisted by laziness and cute twinkry into a crude mockery of the state's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your r-slurred shitposting behind closed doors.
Chinese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out fatties with incredible efficiency. Even Americans who are "thin" look uncanny and unnatural to a Chinese. Your weight is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a job in China, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they experience your deranged, schizophrenic ranting.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you're winning, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mutt is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably in America. This is your fate.
This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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