who wants $50k in Subway gift cards?

Worked out well for the last guy who loved Subway enough to become a marketing gimmick!

You couldn't pay me 50k to eat 50k of subway

!g*mers remember the "name your kid Turok" marketing gimmick?

community already did this

yes i know that's why they're doing this but still, leave the good parts of community ALONE

lmao they did the same thing in taiwan for sushi

In March 2021, a wave of Taiwanese people changed their legal names to include the Chinese word for 'salmon' (鮭魚 guīyú) to take advantage of a promotion by the Japanese conveyor belt sushi chain Sushiro. The chain offered free sushi to guests whose names included the word. This phenomenon was dubbed the "salmon chaos" by English-language media.[1] The incident garnered significant criticism by public figures and the general population.

and because Taiwan doesn't allows unlimited name changes so one dude was BTFO-ed

In a widely publicized story, a Taichung university student used his third and final name change into "Zhang Salmon Dream" and was horrified upon learning that it would be permanent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_chaos

>that fricking Subway bread smell

Subway is goyslop, their "bread" is abhorrent.

Being forced to eat $50k of subway sounds more like a punishment than a reward.

I've been boycotting Subway for years

Classic

Yeah, it's a neat promotion, but I'm still thinking about how they paid a libertarian millions of dollars

Or be a libertarian and get a million dollar spokesperson gig

50k in nandos gift cards

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)