Chat GPT for recipes? Stop being an r-slur and retvrn to data analytics

Oh you AI loving traitors want a recipe. Well REAL recipes come from bloggers on the internet.

Now that we have destroyed AI recipes I'll finally give you that seasoned guacamole recipe you wanted:

The delicious smell of my grandmother's seasoned guacamole filled my nostrils when I was 5 years old. From that moment I wanted to know my sweet grandmother's recipe which she invoked from the universe when she was a girl during the depression.

You see she was trying to get the attention of my grandfather, or grandpa, as we used to call him in our household.

In order to impress him with her cooking she remembered how her grandmother found the love of her life through a small bowl of guacamole. It was 1823 in France when her grandmother wanted to meet a dashing man

You see the salt doesn't just come from a supermarket, it needs to come frome a place of love. You can find this salt at Trader Joes.

Recipe:

Mash avocado

Add salt

Add pepper

Serves 4-6 wine moms

I am almost always correct. And though I can come off as arrogant - I do it with finesse and style. You, though, appear kinda wet behind the ears, are pretty much an empty suit, and are scarcely fit to address me as you are so clearly my inferior. If we ever have a real debate about anything of substance (which seems unlikely as you are heavily on the trolling and shit stirring side of things) you will lose and lose badly. And I'll do it with half my brain tied behind my back. Yes, I'm that good. But more than that - I've never seen anything out of you that substantiates your inflated opinion of yourself. I'd like to buy you for what you are worth and sell you for what you think you are worth. But alas, that seems about as likely as any kind of worthwhile discussion. Because unless you stick around here a lot I'm soon going to go back to being uninterested in you.

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