All you BIPOCs tastebuds are still scarred from getting bombs by the Krauts so hard that even now you only eat and drink whatever you could find out of a ration, or alternatively take the contents of said ration and dump it in a crust.
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Restaurant proudly provides the definition of coffee
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Holy frick you are legitimately r-slurred.
what do you think
they do with the coffee 
beans 
you triple BIPOC? Did you seriously 
think 
it was just instant coffee 
that's like this and that 'good' coffee 
is made with pure, unadulterated bean?
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Two things:
A. Starbucks is burnt to shit garbage don't you EVER say their name in my presence again or I will find you
B. Yes your r-slurred restaurants legitimately served instant coffee
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Two things:
I have the marsify effect which is a legitimate disability
so unless 
you want a lawsuit you should 
stop making reference to my marseys
If you went to a restaurant that serves instant, you are poor. It is that simple. Do not blame me for your impecuniousness.
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actually checks out, considering how frick poor the brits are these adys
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Look if I didn't make fun of people for situations outside their control including disabilities then I wouldn't have ended up here
Second... I will not deny my lack of riches
BUT I DIGRESS YOU BIPOCS SHOULDN'T BE SERVING FRICKING INSTANT AT FRICKING CAFE'S AS A STANDARD
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No one is serving instant coffee anywhere, at worst it'll be one of those bean to coffee machines that makes lattes and cappuccinos via a touch screen.
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I'm betting they went to a greasy spoon.
Yeah, of course the coffee is shit, everything in those places is shit.
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One of those shit cafes that LARPs as a Starbucks and somehow was worse for that cup in particular, not a spoons that time.
But again those BIPOCs were fricking PROUD to be serving instant coffee to the point they fricking defined it as such on the goddarn cup.
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What kind of shithole town were you in?
You're probably thinking about this a lot harder than they are... They simply bought some generic paper cups. All coffee is powdered.
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Ur r-slurred, grinding beans is not making powder and there are like 5 different grinds you use depending on what you want.
https://www.masterclass.com/articles/coffee-grind-size-chart
And grinding it for espresso is sure as FRICK not the same thing as instant. The fact you say all coffee is powdered just shows you got no fricking clue what ur talking about.
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All those grades above 0.5 are dogshit though... You may as well drink instant instead of that trash. It's Moka pot, or nothing.
Why do you keep bringing this up? Yeah, we know. It's completely irrelevant information.
Also newfren downmarsey seething.
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BIPOC YOU JUST SAID IT'S ALL POWDER. FINE GRAINS ARE NOT POWDERED COFFEE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR FAKE STARBUCKS SELL INSTANT AND PROUDLY BRAG ABOUT IT
KEEP YOURSELF SAFE R-SLUR
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maybe, but grinding coffee beans into powder is not how to make instant coffee.
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Tell that to the Britbongs who proudly display it on their cups
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wild
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Real men just chew the roasted beans by the handful
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Real men stick them up there butts
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Gweneth Paltrow used to sell a coffee enema.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/canadian-doctors-gwyneth-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-1.4479955
Someday I'd like to try some of that coffee that comes out of a civet's butt.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak
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Triple BIPOC! That's 3x as much!
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