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[REVIEW/RANT] I just had my first Filet-o-Fish

Because in (current year), fast food is as expensive as a sit-down restaurant from 5 years ago, the only times I eat fast food are when there's a deal or coupon :marseymerchant:

So I got a deal on a Filet-o-Fish, and holy crap was it disappointing :marseybottom: even when my expectations were already subterranean :marseyhole:

I think the "fancy" cardboard box instead of a paper wrapped burger got my hopes up :marseygiveup:

It's obvious that it's completely r-slurred to base any expectations of a McDonald's sandwich on the way it looks in an ad/menu :marseybrainlet: but jesus frick was the "filet" literally around 1/8th the size of the image :marseynothingburger:

The fricker is not even as wide as the bun. It's a motherloving flattened, shitty fish stick on a bun with mid tartar sauce and a piece of wannabe cheese that was also not as wide as the bun, both were obvious fricking rectangles :marseyraging:

IT'S OVERPRICED AF AND THEY ARE LITERALLY CUTTING A THIRD OFF THE SLICE OF CHEESE WHAT IS HAPPENING :soycry:

1/10:marseystar: never again :marseyno:

EDITORINO: I tried looking for a picture of this "actual" Filet-o-Frick, but all the pictures on google images are FAKE NEWS :marseytrump:

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