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tardzan stu/pid My wife recently left me and my life is in shambles  1yr ago (text post) 164 thread views #204712

I just put a rack of ribs in the oven but also have been drinking and took some edibles and will likely be passed out when it's time to glaze them

Jesus fricking christ I'm an idiot. Pls wake me up in 3 hours

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Fear not, the smoke alarm will wake you up.

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I took the battery out and didnt replace it tbh

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Good thinking, old batteries can leak and cause a fire.

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:#marseyblacktalking:

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No, if i was black I'd just live with the chirping

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Yeah, but it was close enough to use the underappreciated black marsey.

:#marseyblacklove::#marseyblacklove::#marseyblacklove:

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