slop review: bezos brand energy drinks

ty @garlicdoors for bringing these to my attention

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They were $15 for 12 and even though I don't really drink energy drinks at that price I had to try them. I have no idea what flavors these are supposed to be, the cans just label them as "white" and "red." I think the white is a Monster Zero knockoff, it doesn't have any discernible flavor. I think the red is supposed to be grapefruit. They're both overpowered by the sickly fake sugar sweetness you're probably familiar with if you drink zero sugar energy drinks.

Verdict: they're not any worse than your average gas station energy drink and at a little over a dollar per can the value is pretty good. I probably won't buy anymore but they were fun to try. They need to come out with a blue flavor :marseysaluteusa: for the America theme.

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What's the energy stats and calories

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10 calories, 150mg caffeine

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Any taurine or guarana?

10 calories is insane

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:marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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What does all that shit do?

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Idk about the actual pharmacology but taurine and guarana seem to potentiate caffeine without giving you the jitters.

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:marseynotes:

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:#marseyneat:

They seem to be actually pretty beneficial. I always thought they were some weird cancer chemical that manufacturers put in energy drinks to make them taste good :marseylickinglips:

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That's pretty good for an energy drink. One thing i hate about red bulls is that they're lile 4 to 5 dollars for 80mg of caffeine. I am not a baby i need at least double. I like the white monsters but i might give these a try if i find them

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