slop review: bezos brand energy drinks

ty @garlicdoors for bringing these to my attention

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They were $15 for 12 and even though I don't really drink energy drinks at that price I had to try them. I have no idea what flavors these are supposed to be, the cans just label them as "white" and "red." I think the white is a Monster Zero knockoff, it doesn't have any discernible flavor. I think the red is supposed to be grapefruit. They're both overpowered by the sickly fake sugar sweetness you're probably familiar with if you drink zero sugar energy drinks.

Verdict: they're not any worse than your average gas station energy drink and at a little over a dollar per can the value is pretty good. I probably won't buy anymore but they were fun to try. They need to come out with a blue flavor :marseysaluteusa: for the America theme.

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Choose your flavor.

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No nicotine flavor? Pass


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caffeine is my favorite flavor of drink

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I'm looking at getting the red but the page looks like some chinese company that just partnered with Amazon.

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