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Looking for suggestions for my Thanksgiving line-up / post yours :marseyturkey: :marseyturkeyhappy:

Last year my 'mulled wine spice'-themed Thanksgiving dinner line-up turned out really well so I'm going to repeat it, but I have more people flying in than last year so need to make a turkey in addition to duck, and I forgot the stuffing recipe I followed so any suggestions would be helpful. Any feedback in general would be nice tbh.

Roast Turkey

  • Dry brined and roasted the day before. If anyone has a good roast turkey/turkey dry brine recipe please share.

Roasted duck

  • Roasted following this recipe but dry brined for 24 hrs with salt, brown sugar, orange peels, garlic, cinnamon, star anise, and ginger slices

Stuffing

  • Probably a sausage and rustic bread or baguette one. It's hard to go wrong with stuffing but if anyone has a good recipe please share.

Braised red cabbage

  • Braised on the stovetop for over an hour with star anise, maybe a slice of ginger, cloves, juniper berries, and whatever I adjust it with.

Honeynut squash puree

  • I used sweet potatoes last year, but I'm going to probably use some honeynut squash I grew in containers this year. Or maybe just stick with sweet potatoes and use the honeynut squash for something else.

Braised kale or arugula salad

  • Gotta add a green to feel like you're less of a fatass. I'll probably make something easy (the arugula salad last year worked well with everything else) but I'm open to suggestions if anyone has them. As long as the suggestions don't involve green beans.

Gravy, redcurrent jelly sauce, cranberry sauce

  • Gravy made with turkey drippings from the day before, redcurrant jelly sauce made by mixing redcurrant jelly and white wine, cranberry sauce from a jar

Some sort of grocery store dessert

  • Maybe I'll be able to find some pumpkin pie :marseycry:

Thoughts? Does anyone have a line-up they're proud of?

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Can I have a plate? :marseyexcited:

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I wish I could send you some! I know it's a non-traditional thanksgiving meal, but all of the different dishes work really well with each other.

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!downvoters Thanksgiving is not for bongs.

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thanksgiving is for everyone king :#chad: except those darn indies! custer WON that darn battle they would have been GONE if they's didn't cheated! !americans !r-slurs wehav.ave to vote aagaissns that crooker hilary to save americker!! otherwise custer have los!!! dang those ungrateful indies america belongs to US!!!! and us rhymes with the US! USA! USA! USA!!!!! :#marseyflagus:

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thanksgiving is for everyone

This but unironically.

Knew somebody in the Philippines who celebrated every year. A family member served in the US Navy and brought it back home.

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:#gigachad2:

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Im with the fam, the guy who usually deep fries our turkey for us is out of town so its up to me this year. Gonna be a interesting experience.

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Good luck! Dry brine the turkey for 48 hrs and it won't be as dry as roast turkey usually does.

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Oo noted thanks

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zoz

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Duck confit for me

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17003374745367527.webp

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:#marseynut:

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Us Yuropoors have nothing to be thankful for :marseypoor:

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Wasn't Saint Martin's Day last week? You should be thankful that you get to eat goose and those bread dumplings (please share a recipe)

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Because it's you, Snally:

1 - Get some white bread rolls such as these: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17003954912134151.webp

You want them to be day-old. Stale, but not completely dry. One bread roll = one dumpling.

2 - Dice them and let them soak in warm (not boiling) milk for 15-20 minutes; about quarter liter for 8 bread rolls.

3 - (optional) here you can add parsley, nutmeg, salt, pepper, sauteed, diced onions and so on and so forth. I just use a bit of parsley and a bit of salt.

4 - Knead the dough by hand (if you use a machine, it's going to completely homogenize it, you want small chunks of bread roll to survive). If the dough is too dry, you can add a bit of milk, if it's too wet, you can add a small bit of flour.

5 - Form one dumpling per original bread roll, chuck everything into a pot with salted water; no boiling, let it simmer for about 20 minutes. They will rise to the surface when they're done.

The main headache is getting the consistency of the dough right. Some people use eggs but you don't really need them.

Bonus: Cut leftovers into slices and fry them with eggs, makes them even better.

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OUT!

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I was just sharing a recipe. :marseycry:

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I don't have to make a whole dinner thankfully, but I'm gonna do a tartiflette to bring to my family's Thanksgiving this year. And maybe make my giga easy pecan pie brownie things again if i can find the recipe

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tartiflette

That sounds like a great thanksgiving dish. How easy is it to make?

And maybe make my giga easy pecan pie brownie things again if i can find the recipe

Post it in the food hole if you do find the recipe and make them

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I've never made it before, but it seems easy enough. Probably going to use this recipe

https://www.seriouseats.com/tartiflette-recipe-5217300

I did find the pecan pie bars

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/pecan-pie-bars

basically zero effort

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Thanks, I might try and make them bars. :marseychonkerfoidpuke:

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They're really good for how simple they are, the only hard thing is the first step being a bit of a b-word without a pie crust masher thing

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You're missing rolls and potatos bby

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Good point. If I replace the butternut squash with sweet potatoes then that should maybe kind of do the trick. For rolls I could replace with bread dumplings like central europoors serve on St Martin's day, those are legit

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We'll probably do goose as the main event, but also have sarma cus it's close enough to winter :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:, American stuffing, potato kofte, rice, kale salad and some sort of pie (TBD)

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Darn your line-up outclasses mine. What goose and kofte recipes do you use?

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I never ate goose in the States, but where I live now in Europe it's comparatively really cheap. So might as well get fancy :marseyshrug: Your menu sounds a lot more cohesive, though, and I'd be thrilled to eat it :marseylickinglips: :marseyturkeyhappy:

For goose nothing special because it is already flavorful by itself, basically just roasting it with the stuffing (stuffing should have a lot of onions/apples in it) shoved up inside it. Salt, pepper, fresh herbs, etc. Basted occasionally, but it's so fatty that there isn't much of the risk of it drying out like turkey. It's so much easier to cook tbh

For the kofte, honestly it's more of an eyeballed recipe... boil some potatoes "al dente" so they're done but not mush, grate them and combine with flour and feta(!!!!!) until it feels like a dough, some minced onions and whatever Balkan seasonings are closest to your hands... I don't like it to be as spiced as the meat variety, but I will still add cumin / oregano / parsley / etc. and of course, like, salt. Then fry them, but the dough is hard to keep together so usually I chill it first so that it sticks together better

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I'm going to try making the kofte for sure, thanks for the idea! I've also never made goose, but it's #1 on list of things to cook myself. One of these days...

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it also needs some egg to help bind it, sorry I'm r-slurred. You can use bread crumbs instead of / or in addition to flour but either way you kinda just have to play around with the ratios until it feels cohesive. And you grate the potato super fine and then sort of smash it when you're making the dough. the main thing you'd want to add is parsley, anything else is more your preference. I fricked it up the first few times so let me know if yours turns out! It is deceptively hard to get it to not fall apart when frying, lol. But once you get it to work, I like using them as a hiking snack cus they're good cold too

I definitely recommend trying goose, people are always impressed and it's really much more low effort than I'd ever tell any guest!

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Do you have to deep-fry the kofte?

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nah, just pan fry

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Oh, good.

Where do you live where you eat goose, sarma, and kofte? You don't need to answer of course, but that sounds like a solid food culture

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Germany, the food culture is... offensively bad.

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The only tasty turkey I've ever had was when I sous vide'd a crown. Just make sure the crown isn't stuffed, else it leaks out and surrounds the turkey with a layer of what looks like poo.

I like apple in red cabbage.

Everything sounds good.

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Adding apple to the red cabbage is a good call, and I'll make sure the turkey isn't surrounded by shit

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Sounds awesome and thankfully you know that dry brining is the way to go and you're not one of those r-slurs who puts the turkey in a bucket of water overnight.


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I don't understand why people do that

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It's easy and almost impossible to overcook. Usually when I make a turkey I'm responsible for making other shit. Yeah it doesn't taste as good, but I'm not a good multitasker.

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My mom does wet brining and the Turkey has never turned out badly. Her brine's mostly soup and a ton of herbs so maybe that's why it's good.

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>Her brine's mostly soup and a ton of herbs

Oh, that'll do it. The only wet brine I've seen was basically just salt and sugar water. My family's full of shit cooks tho

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Does dry brining work with the skin?? Idk

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YES! When you dry brine put the turkey back into the fridge after salting and leave it UNCOVERED. The skin will dry up spa bit and the salt will draw the moisture into he bird and make the skin nice and crisp once it's cooked.

100% before the bird goes into the oven make sure you butter it all over including breaking and lifting the breast skin and buttering UNDER the skin for the breast that will make it nice and juice.

My only criticism of your plan is that you're doing a lot and might regret it on cooking day.


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I'm one of those r-slurs, redpill me on dry vs wet brining. I'm woke to the brining question but the water always makes a huge mess

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Water is not flavour, full stop. Forcing more water into the bird doesn't make it juicier (fat makes meat “juicy”) all you're doing is making soggy meat.

Dry brining will draw the natural moisture into the bird and you butter it to add more fat / juiciness.

If you wanna salt the bird, just salt it there's no good reason to waste salt and water and buckets and risk brewing a somanella slush.


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Roast Turkey Dry brined and roasted the day before. If anyone has a good roast turkey/turkey dry brine recipe please share.

Have you ever broken down the turkey instead of cooking whole? Less visually impressive but far tastier imo, never get dry pieces and can perfectly crisp each one

:marseychefpat: rest looks good

Only missing thing that id do is a potato dish, au gratin or twice baked or something.

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I'm bringing a ham this year. Typical honey glaze with pineapple and cherries. Got a big 9.25 pound fatty.

I've never tried a dry brine turkey. Usually just do a wet brine because it's way easier and you can increase the heat without worrying about over cooking it.

Why aren't you serving mashed potatoes?! The entire reason to make a turkey is so you have good gravy to go with the taters!

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>I'm bringing a ham this year. Typical honey glaze with pineapple and cherries. Got a big 9.25 pound fatty.

Darn that sounds good.

>Usually just do a wet brine because it's way easier and you can increase the heat without worrying about over cooking it.

Dry brine's apparently more effective. I think it's easier too, all you have to do is rub shit on the bird and then wipe it off so there's no chance of a spill etc.

>Why aren't you serving mashed potatoes?! The entire reason to make a turkey is so you have good gravy to go with the taters!

I always thought of mashed potatoes as equivalent to shitty grocery store bread where you just eat it because it's there and replaced it with sweet potato puree for that reason, but I grew up around shit cooks. Maybe I'll make mashed potatoes too so it's at least somewhat traditional.

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Mashed taters are amazing with a good gravy. Only trick is to make them super fluffy.

Rinse the potatoes after peeling and chopping, use lots of cream and butter, and use one of these:

https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/shopping/product-reviews/best-potato-ricer

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https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/186033/fried-mac-and-cheese-balls

I've made this a bunch of times and had people bring it up a year or two later asking me if I'm making it again.

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These look straight-up dangerous lol. I think my moid would double in size if he got hold of this recipe

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They're delicious

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Make your Turkey in the style of a Porketta. Deboned, skinned and rolled all together.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2_HEDco1Uk?feature=shared

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Have you tried this yourself?

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:marseyagreefast: It's pretty good. Just make sure your turkey skin isn't torn too bad when skinning to make the roulade.

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I might try this next year. I have to go from traveling to food prep so I don't want to tempt fate with a totally new workflow. Plus someone flying in is a new japanesu family member so I want to give them the trad turkey experience :marseypilgrim:

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zoz

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Greenberg smoked turkey

https://gobblegobble.com/view/home

And jalapeño stuffing from central market, rest of the sides got assigned out to family members

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Jalapeno stuffing recipe PLEASE

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Traditional lineup at my house

Green beans

Stuffing

Turkey

Corn

Mashed potatoes

Homemade cranberry sauce

Canned cranberry sauce

Gravy

Sweet potato casserole

Pecan Pie

Homemade dinner rolls

This year we are trading pumpkin pie for cranberry shortbread bars.

Some years if my mom feels like it we will do a new side dish. Your red cabbage thing sounds pretty good ngl

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Are you using anything from your farm?

>Your red cabbage thing sounds pretty good ngl

It's excellent with dark meat like duck, goose, or game. With duck or goose, if you add a sweet potato or butternut squash puree then it's a perfectly balanced meal taste-wise.

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We are terrible farmers lol. I guess we use eggs from our chickens in anything requiring eggs. Our turkey is from a local farm, it was really good last year so here's to hoping it's as good this year.

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Hey, at least you can get good local ingredients. My access to turkey depends on how big the demand is from the local burger diaspora

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I forgot the best part which is just the frick ton of wine we need to drink before moving

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:marseykingcrown:

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This is kinda embarrassing but I'm making what Claire Saffitz did for her entrees in this video that she did for the NY Times except for cranberry sauce (bc nobody in my family eats it) and a very similar but slightly different gravy recipe

I wasn't feeling Thanksgiving this year but after watching the video I kept adding and changing stuff until I ended up with what she had

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There's nothing embarrassing about following what a pro chef does, they're pros for a reason

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For dessert I am making the apple pie she made, pecan pie recipe from the karo bottle, pumpkin pie and a cheesecake

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Costco pumpkin pie is the best store bought dessert option. Their pecan pie is decent too

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green bean casserole or GTFO

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Needs :marseyspecial: rolls.


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Looking :marseyviewerstare: for suggestions for my Thanksgiving :marseyturkeyhappy: line-up

Add me on that line-up I can be your snack 😘 if you let me in your spread :marseymisinformation: 😘

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