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Since I'm out of GBP I gotta make dinner tonight and what's worse is I'm physically and emotionally exhausted from pulling an all nighter beating Undertale again.

Here's my perfectly balanced recipe for KD. Start with the ingredients:

• 2 boxes Kraft Dinner Mac & Cheese

• grated cheese

• margarine

• broccoli

• cheese whiz

• summer sausage

• powdered milk

Start boiling your noodles, then

melt a bunch of butter margarine

Mix the cheese sauce powder with like 1/3rd cup skim milk powder, add 3/4 cup of water and whisk it

Once the margarine is kinda melted add the cheese slurry and whisk.

Heat until it begins to thicken and add shredded cheese , keep heating and whisking until incorporated

Chop like half the meat tube into tiny pieces and fry

Nuke the frozen broccoli and chop into tiny pieces (i only add broc because mom pays me 500GBP for every meal I eat that has a serving of vegetables)

Strain noodles, add broc

Add fried sausage

Add cheese sauce

Add cheese whiz, mix well

Serve with preferred condiments