Why did I join a waitlist for Bluesky, wait three weeks and then sign up using my actual Gmail account? Was it just to watch Bardfinn have public cybersex with members of his polycule?
Of course not. My true passion is for Bardfinn's tasty recipes.
Sadly lost now to the Twitter void, the demise of Cooking With Penny Volumes I to III left me feeling incomplete and today it brings me such true joy to share with you these latest culinary delights, from Bardfinn's plate to your eyes.
White cornflour tortilla, sharp cheddar shreds, seasoned taco beef, salsa Verde and a dill pickle spear.
Hot dogs and condiments on a plate.
More hotdogs and condiments on a plate
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You are on fire with new bardfinn lore this morning
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 05 minutes and 52 seconds
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Wow! There have been 14116 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24
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We have record for the longest time, but what's the shortest interval between mentions?
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single digit seconds at the highest. I could start tracking that now that I'm using actual comment timestamps I guess, but it's pretty small regardless
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why does it all look like poop?!
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He does have a history of eating literal shit
https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/2fd6js/comment/ck8cacf?context=8
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In my defence I just googled "bardfinn bestof" because it got posted there
But my sig is literally Sneedfinn so
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 03 minutes and 19 seconds Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
7 Day trend:
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 01 minutes and 36 seconds
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Wow! There have been 14114 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24
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Is this when Bardfinn was british?
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 04 minutes and 46 seconds
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newest bardfriend is Z at 10:26 on 06-12-2023
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It poop friend
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Pretty much every recipe that isn't from the Philippines is just brown slime.
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I wish she never blocked me
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I stupidly signed up with my drama name. Need to see if I can change it because if she sees me sniffing her out she'll know I'm a Bad Faith Actor immediately and then I'll be really sad.
Edit: successful rebrand into a data nerd.
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This might be worse than beating his wife
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I eat hot dogs with a fork and spoon too, hes just like me
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based, my mom doesnt let me have knives so i use a spoon instead but i also wear my granddads suit that almost fits
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Do you dip them in fresh diaper shit as well?
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i was wondering what that was
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So you're not actually willing to touch grass? You're just gonna rock the ban evasion account for a month instead
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I've known everyone here for like 8 years and I still have no idea who the frick I'm talking to because you f-slurs constantly change your usernames and have some gay butt plot line running on groomercord.
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he tryna hide that he white
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I have it on good authority that @AuntyAbortion is of Pakistani descent
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I would hide that I am a if I were one.
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I walk my dog every day but 1. I don't want to get dog, forest or hand doxxed and 2. I don't want to write AuntyAbortion on anything while I've got family within mile of me.
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!goyslopenjoyers Queen Bardy has made quite a feast!
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Best friend is sACAclaus with 135 mentions
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my reaction to the 2nd picture
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The feminine urge to be unable to cook
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He eats like a 12 year old.
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that's beef?
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This is hilarious. This is the most loser male food I've ever seen. Too depressed to go to the grocery store type food.
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The pickle spear in the first one is absolutely egregious
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who let bro cook
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Well now we know why her skin is so pale...
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Oh god why.
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Even his food is disgusting and neurodivergent
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 02 hours 19 minutes and 06 seconds
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longest streak broken in the last 7 days was sACAclaus which was 0 days 17 hours 23 minutes and 40 seconds
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