Review of the Hot Ones "Smokey Green Chili Cheesesteak" Hot Pockets

I've been commuting 1000 miles a week for work for the past 6 months, and consuming some of the most heinous foods, and living in the dirtiest hotels crime scenes known to man. Today, I decided to sample this edible promotional product for a millennial old-head YouTube channel I've remained blissfully ignorant off for years, as although I have not had a heated pocket meal in over a year, I remember the Philly Cheeseteak ones being my favorite.

This $3.49 product is slaps my butt harder than the whatever hooker's blood lies on the hotel floor next to me. Its hot, its tasty, its cheese, and its flavor barely betrays its processed origins. It has these tasty little chunks of green pepper inside are an absolute treat, they really add that watery crunch missing from the food-ussy's usual mix of processed mushy meat and creamy cheese. The heat level pairs perfectly with the porter I bought alongside it, and really complements the whole mess. If you're looking for some cheap frozen garbage, try this.

Thank you for reading, I know its a struggle, keep yourselves safe.