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Last Sunday's chili went so well I made more this Sunday using some suggestions from rDrama

Changes:

  • ancho instead of cayenne (not bad, but inferior I think)

  • no corn (I prefer it with but it's not huge)

  • jalapeño instead of habanero (not spicy at all instead of too spicy, unable to find a happy medium. less habanero next time maybe)

  • smoked paprika (unsure of results, will try again next time when I use cayenne instead of the ancho)

Overall is still excellent though

That's all thanks


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can i get the original recipe you're talking about?

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2lbs ground beef

32oz dark red kidney beans (drain if canned)

30oz diced tomato (drain if canned)

8oz tomato sauce

3/4 of a yellow onion*

2 green bell peppers

4 cloves garlic, pressed or minced obv

3tbsp chili pepper

2tbsp cayenne pepper

2 habaneros, pureed (a bit too spicy last time, suggest 1-1.5)

1tbsp black pepper

8oz hot green chiles

Apply garlic powder, onion powder, paprika as much or as little as you want

Mix in slow cooker

Cook on high for 4 hours or low for 8-10 I think

If you're adding corn, add it with like 15 minutes left on the cook and stir it in

Serve with a liberal helping of shredded cheddar on each bowl. Or if you're a real cheese GOD then garnish every two scoops with it.

*you may want more onion, not my thing though

I'm not a food snob tho idk if it's actually good but I really really like it


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>32oz dark red kidney beans (drain if canned)

:draf#ts:

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What's wrong with my beans


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If you serve a chili with beans in it in Texas you will be shot. Beans do not belong in my chili and if you need beans to make your chili taste better YOU FRICKING SUCK.

Love you carp.

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Chili without beans sounds terrible lmao what


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>Chili without beans sounds terrible lmao what

:mars#eyraging:

!texas chads back me up. WE DONT PUT BEANS IN OUR CHILI AND ITS STILL THE BEST IN THE WORLD. CARP DONT HURT ME LIKE THIS

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I'd go so far as to say it's not even chili if it doesn't have beans


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>it's not even chili if it doesn't have beans

I cant talk to you anymore carp im sorry. I didn't realize you were THIS FRICKING R-SLURRED!

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This is true, chili without beans is basically Mexican Ragu.

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It's called "chili with beans" because chili does not itself include beans.

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I disagree, but I understand people who like beans in chili. It's just something Texans have a deep-seated revulsion towards. I've also noticed a lot of Texans use another starch on the side instead of beans, like cornbread or something.

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I'm from Texas and I've never seen chili without beans :marseyconfused:

Do you replace it with something or is it just ground beef?

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>I'm from Texas and I've never seen chili without beans

I refuse to believe that. You arent a REAL TEXAS. I HATE YOU. YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BACK ME UP.

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IM NOT CRAZY IM NOT CRAZY IM NOT CRAZY.

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im NOT CRAZY IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT. DONT PUT BEANS IN CHILI YOU BIPOCLETS

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I don't use ground beef in chili, I have standards :marseyindignant:

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They Texas way is superior but I do beans in chili when I hike for extra calories


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>but I do beans in chili when I hike for extra calories

That is acceptable. Chili mac while camping/hiking does hit diff.

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I prefer chili with beans actually.

:#marseytexan:

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Blocked.

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Yeah beans are just filler. Instead you should have more meat, or veggies.

Also, if you need filler like beans I've really come to enjoy hominy instead.

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banned from Texas forever

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I will gladly shoot carp (in minecraft) if I ever see him in my state (in minecraft again) (double minecraft).

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Best chili is made o :#marseyees:f

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hot darn that sounds amazing, thanks carp!

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no IT DOESNT DONT ENCOURAGE HIS BEAN CHILI. FRICK YOU ALASKAN I'LL KILL YOU.

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This neighbor ain't eating beans


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:#marseyscream: no don't kill me noooooooo

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:#marseybeandizzygenocide:

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Simple,

>Get chilly

>throw carp in it

>Let it cry

Voila!

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:#adore: :#goodnightretard: :#marseyexeggcute: :#carphalloweencostume: :#wolfzombee:

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